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Why doesn't humanity have a system in place where you can phone your boss & say "I can't come in today. It's all just too awesome"?about 15 hours agovia TweetList Pro
I am Death warmed up. You can say what you like about Hell, but at least it's a dry heat.3:05 AM May 27thvia TweetList Pro
Let's grab Monday by the balls, make it cough twice & then send it home with a note for its mother (I'm not great with pep talks. Sorry.)1:29 AM May 21stvia TweetList Pro
Stock Market jittery as someone changes their Facebook status from "in a relationship" to "it's complicated".7:43 AM May 18thvia web
The Nazis invented the Olympic torch relay. They toured Europe with it in 1936. Then probably thought "Well, that's all got to go".1:19 AM May 18thvia TweetList Pro
The England football squad has been announced. Remember lads. It's not the winning, but the sex on piles of cash that counts.12:08 PM May 16thvia TweetList Pro
The most talented creature in Britain is a dog? Who dances? That's your crowning cultural & artistic achievement? *Slow handclap*6:04 AM May 13thvia TweetList Pro
"It's raining men! Hallel-Oh God! It's horrible! There are limbs and organs everywhere!"3:37 AM May 12thvia TweetList Pro
"It's Please-Don't-Explode-Me-Evil-Overlords-Day. Gotta get down on Please-Don't-Explode-Me-Evil-Overlords-Day"8:51 AM May 11thvia TweetList Pro
As Friday has been sold to an alien race of unspeakable horror, it's now "Please-Don't-Explode-Me-Evil-Overlords-Day".8:50 AM May 11thvia TweetList Pro
News International Job Application Form: "Would you describe your memory as a) ☐ Good b) ☐ Bad c) ☒ What was the question?"7:03 AM May 11thvia TweetList Pro