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ItsNotYouItsMe1

  1. It's NOT you.. Because its PAUL! #shedumpedyourass
  2. Mating is an innate trait.. "loving" is not #relationship101
  3. #recent breakup: fresh off a break up you are very talented, "newly minted"(as single) and should spread your wings and explore your worth..
  4. The worst thing is be in love all by yourself ... #good reason to move on!
  5. Quote of the day "she said I married you for your brains and the way they shake when you walk away!"
  6. Couples' counseling is like 'bleeding the pipes'- every now and then everyone needs to blow off steam
  7. What plagues most relationships is the monotony of monogamy..
  8. Ended it w a video tape starring me and his brother. Am I a bad person, she asks?#youdecide
  9. Tomorrow I'll do some P90x meet a really nice girl and have some..#profoundlyrics
  10. Is your heart a revolving door? Stop the traffic- take control and get some peace back in your life!#EMANCIPATION COACH
  11. A good break up like a good cocktail should hurt a little bit at first, but once it sinks in it leaves you ready to hook up w someone new..
  12. Let's strike up a debate about naming the "best break up drink"- ill start with "Smooth Getaway"/1part whip vodka/1part prosecco
  13. We don't DATE someone to HATE someone! #the 'smoothgetaway'
  14. Dating is like trying on jeans - and the disappointing pile on the floor when it ends can feel pretty much the same.. #jadedlover
  15. Greatness doesn't fade - it just takes naps occasionally..
  16. Wisdom without judgement - guidance without an agenda... We ALL NEED THIS!
  17. TEST TEST - Meet the blogger