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Fiber bars = excessive toilet-water-denting gas, and poop attacks in public places.11:40 AM May 15th from web
Mary Poppins weather outside- hold on to your skirts!8:51 AM May 14th from web
Tiff: Does it stink in there, is that why the doors shut?--she opens it and flys backwards... but manages to grab her hairspray...11:53 AM May 4th, 2008 from web
theres something satisfying about waiting til my sphincter is about to burst... thank God jiffy bought toilet paper... the brown bag hurt11:47 AM May 4th, 2008 from web
ummm gas is out of line... can't we jut fill our tanks with our farts? Or just fart and fly around? ........mmmmmmmmm7:46 PM Apr 30th, 2008 from web
being a creeper in the library... where are you hickie hottie? Boo. My patty lips are asleep anyway... weirdest feeling. Kinda like it.11:10 AM Apr 30th, 2008 from web
breathing... and i can smell my breath... i need to poop to make it go away10:42 AM Apr 30th, 2008 from web

Name Lindsay Wiese
Location Grand Rapids, MI
Web http://www.myspac...
Bio I love God. Nothing makes me happier than singing, dancing, poop, gas, patty lips and drooling.