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ItsJackieBtch

  1. Me: In case you couldn't tell, my car is a piece of shit. Car Wash Guy: I could tell. about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. What am I going to do with all these fucking sweaters??!! #roomcleaning2012 about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. I'm totally fine spending this beautiful fucking day cleaning my room like a 13 year old boy who got grounded for finger banging the cat. about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  4. @EliBraden Happy Necrophilia Day!! about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to EliBraden
  5. @frankhejl !!!! about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to frankhejl
  6. @raysimoto Yep! That was the best part. :) 12:10 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to raysimoto
  7. I love @SomervilleCity. 12:00 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. "You ladies like my horn?" - a Shriner, to us 11:57 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. @raysimoto You have no idea. 11:46 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to raysimoto
  10. Uh, I can't get behind this cause. Because I've been behind this cause before. #nailedit twitter.com/ItsJackieBtch/… 11:46 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. "It's too damn hot for a penguin to just be runnin' around..." (cc @ruxxell) twitter.com/ItsJackieBtch/… 11:36 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. @raysimoto oh my god... The best part just went by. You'll know when you see it. 11:21 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to raysimoto
  13. .@ruxxell, Spiderman, and Mr. T at the @SomervilleCity Memorial Day Parade! twitter.com/ItsJackieBtch/… 10:51 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. The Somerville parade today is just wonderful. It's making me feel warm-hearted. 10:48 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. "When you give a guy a boner in the water, you're being a real bitch to the sea." - @NatalieBaseman 7:47 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name Jackie
  • Location Boston, MA
  • Web http://bugsaredic...
  • Bio I do comedy and drink whiskey and start fight clubs, usually in that order.
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