ItsErick
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Just watched "2 Days in Paris." I swear, this is like my last relationshit! Good times.
5:15 AM Dec 17th
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"Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right." -Isaac Asimov
9:15 AM Dec 15th
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@ hahaha. "Whatcha doooin?"
7:27 AM Dec 15th
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in reply to SisterSadist
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Are women as horny as men?
9:03 AM Dec 11th
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@ I was almost over my alcoholism until I saw your most recent tweets. Phew. That was a close one.
6:52 AM Dec 10th
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Oh, so this is why hamburgers look so delicious in commercials yet look like roadkill in person:
6:10 AM Dec 10th
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@ Thank you. (See guys?)
6:26 PM Dec 8th
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in reply to Jezebelle77
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Learning Super Mario Bros. Theme on piano. Men, lock up your girlfriends.
4:11 PM Dec 8th
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There are probably more Farm-Ville farmers on FB then there are real fucking farmers in existence.
10:40 AM Dec 7th
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RT @: Atheist cat (PIC) [atheism] 15 points, submitted by celticagent [imgur.com]
10:41 AM Dec 6th
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@ that's because reddit is where it's at
10:38 AM Dec 6th
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in reply to BadAstronomer
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(cont) ...as they rode off on a souped up '86 Thunderbird. Last part not true. It was prob an '88
11:09 PM Dec 4th
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Some dude from Motley Crüe is here. And almost as if right on cue, a groupie with Tina Turner-ish hair comes and rubs on his muscle
11:09 PM Dec 4th
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Aboard train trying to make a 7AM test. Why 7 AM for a test? I don't even know if I put my shoes on the right feet at this hr. Fml
3:07 AM Dec 4th
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From what I've been told, last night could be the screenplay for the sequel to The Hangover. Yuck
12:54 PM Dec 3rd
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That traceyanne campbell writes some poetry. Can't help it if I my Man License is revoked fo the rest of the night I'll understand. *tear*
4:32 PM Dec 2nd
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Are my eyes the coldest blue? You said once this was true. If it is I don't know what I'll do cos I'm stuck w/ them and they're stuck on you
4:30 PM Dec 2nd
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Getting ready to head to Highland Cigar and maybe Bookhouse Pub after that. Who's coming with?
2:58 PM Dec 2nd
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The next fucker that outbids the last few seconds of an eBay auction gets skull-fucked! (I'm not really a violent person nor a necrophiliac)
9:47 AM Dec 2nd
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Who knew that Otis Redding was the original performer of "Respect"? I thought it was Aretha.The more I learn the more I realize I don't know
8:09 AM Dec 2nd
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- Name Erick
- Location Atlanta
- Web http://gonze.net
- Bio Devil's advocate, non-believer of Zeus, devotee of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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