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  1. Just watched "2 Days in Paris." I swear, this is like my last relationshit! Good times.
  2. "Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right." -Isaac Asimov
  3. @SisterSadist hahaha. "Whatcha doooin?"
  4. Are women as horny as men? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL61JreooRk&feature=player_embedded
  5. @camera_obscura_ I was almost over my alcoholism until I saw your most recent tweets. Phew. That was a close one.
  6. Oh, so this is why hamburgers look so delicious in commercials yet look like roadkill in person: http://bit.ly/ry7Pc
  7. @Jezebelle77 Thank you. (See guys?)
  8. Learning Super Mario Bros. Theme on piano. Men, lock up your girlfriends.
  9. There are probably more Farm-Ville farmers on FB then there are real fucking farmers in existence.
  10. RT @reddit: Atheist cat (PIC) [atheism] 15 points, submitted by celticagent [imgur.com] http://reddit.com/ablks
  11. @BadAstronomer that's because reddit is where it's at
  12. (cont) ...as they rode off on a souped up '86 Thunderbird. Last part not true. It was prob an '88
  13. Some dude from Motley Crüe is here. And almost as if right on cue, a groupie with Tina Turner-ish hair comes and rubs on his muscle
  14. Aboard train trying to make a 7AM test. Why 7 AM for a test? I don't even know if I put my shoes on the right feet at this hr. Fml
  15. From what I've been told, last night could be the screenplay for the sequel to The Hangover. Yuck
  16. That traceyanne campbell writes some poetry. Can't help it if I my Man License is revoked fo the rest of the night I'll understand. *tear*
  17. Are my eyes the coldest blue? You said once this was true. If it is I don't know what I'll do cos I'm stuck w/ them and they're stuck on you
  18. Getting ready to head to Highland Cigar and maybe Bookhouse Pub after that. Who's coming with?
  19. The next fucker that outbids the last few seconds of an eBay auction gets skull-fucked! (I'm not really a violent person nor a necrophiliac)
  20. Who knew that Otis Redding was the original performer of "Respect"? I thought it was Aretha.The more I learn the more I realize I don't know