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ItsCapt_Awesome

*counts nuts* :-) RT @Lambooty: *counts eggs* :'( 9:38 AM May 26th via TweetDeck
and Doctor Wilson (Oncologist) leaves :( 9:36 AM May 26th via TweetDeck
Hmm RT @NomskyN: Hmmm RT @Kach_ache: Be choosing state. Eggs are finishing. Wrinkles are forming. 9:32 AM May 26th via TweetDeck
Don't need it. Thanks for the offer :) RT @selinagoemez: I will personally give you a shoutout or follow if you follow @Rene HURRY! :) 9:27 AM May 26th via TweetDeck
@Pweetee_N_Posh hey. how you been? and thanks for the other time :) 9:19 AM May 26th via TweetDeck in reply to Pweetee_N_Posh
I'm sorry. Couldn't help but stalk your anorexic waist :( RT @EllaMacaulay: LMFAO WTF OMG I JUST REALIZED MY WINDOW HAD BEEN OPEN THE ENTIR 8:50 AM May 26th via TweetDeck
@LuceyLeu hehe. yeah :) 8:38 AM May 26th via TweetDeck in reply to LuceyLeu
said the Ibo girl > RT @DizGabriella_: Watz wiv all diz igbo tweet on my TL...biko uwanu.....hian! 8:34 AM May 26th via TweetDeck
LOL --> "Pain is weakness leaving the body" 8:31 AM May 26th via TweetDeck
21 Jump Street. 12:43 AM May 26th via TweetDeck
So early in the day and network still sucks. Life is cruel. 8:38 PM May 25th via TweetDeck
The last time someone simply THOUGHT of deleting my "Sticky Note", I almost maimed s/he. Be warned. :) 8:34 PM May 25th via TweetDeck
hehe RT @wole_Aj: Control p"Capt_Awesome: @wole_Aj LOL. Whu sigh you? :p" 7:19 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck
@wole_Aj LOL. Whu sigh you? :p 7:00 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck in reply to wole_Aj
You need sleep. RT @wole_Aj: Linguistic diversity... 6:51 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck
then Badoo. RT @boblyswaggs: try hi-5 !!! RT @iPissHoesOff: Twitter so dry 6:21 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck
@_bartlomy seems to think "@Tu__chica" is best pronounced with an Ibo accent. I on the other think its best pronounced with a Yoruba accent 6:17 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck
RT @TheGoogleFacts: Chuck Norris was born May 6,1945. The Nazis surrendered May 7, 1945. Coincidence! 5:24 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck
Happily, No. :) RT @MiniMiniManiMoh: Were u a prefect? 5:10 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck
I know right ^_^ RT @Tu__chica: Capt_Awesome omg u are a genius 4:55 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck

Name Dr. 'Jimi' Payne
Location Winning in LosersVille
Bio CEO National Geographic Channel and Specialist Friend ZoneAffairs.#TellYourJealousChickenIKnowWhereTheBeef_is. PARENTAL ADVISORY{Explicit Content?!}