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  1. lambert booted off gma tomorrow. btw robin/sam: in case ur wonderin what that thing in the middle if your back was, it's called a spine
  2. relationships are like thighs. they start out smooth. then they get a little lumpy. but without them you don't have a leg to stand on.
  3. lautner on conan. i think i need to take shower. grossed by my own dirty, dirty thoughts.
  4. having a bad day? http://bit.ly/6I2tfd
  5. wow robert pattinson's kinda buff too. go edward. does anyone in this movie own a t-shirt?
  6. oh just kiss him already. he's got an 8 pack for god's sake.
  7. new moon. Jacob just took off his shirt. whole theater one big whistle. um, edward who?
  8. friend: had a threesome last night. me: threesomes are like supermarkets. lot of pushin and shovin and u still come out w/ little at the end
  9. "gay men in LA are a bunch of 10s looking for an 11"
  10. six reasons to watch new moon. http://bit.ly/4dqKQ4
  11. my god, that voice. http://bit.ly/4BPcLm
  12. watching glee. tears in my eyes. love kurt. love the dad. love that this is on fox.
  13. http://twitpic.com/ohshc - november beach.
  14. http://twitpic.com/oemo1 - when was the last time you took a hot bath?
  15. http://twitpic.com/oeikj - getting a massage at the standard.
  16. anything fun going on in miami tonight?
  17. friend: so remember that cute kid mike? me: yes, why? did you sleep with him? friend: course not. made him go home after sex.
  18. tv ad: "call your doctor if your erection lasts more than 36 hours." hell, if i have an erection that lasts 36 hours i'm calling my friends
  19. couldn't decide between the chicken salad or the turkey meatloaf. so i ordered a burger delux with a side of mozzarella sticks.
  20. ultimate fantasy. jake ryan leaning against that red 944 porsche, mouthing the words, "yes, you!" http://bit.ly/33UEq9