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lambert booted off gma tomorrow. btw robin/sam: in case ur wonderin what that thing in the middle if your back was, it's called a spine
11:09 PM Nov 24th
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relationships are like thighs. they start out smooth. then they get a little lumpy. but without them you don't have a leg to stand on.
9:55 PM Nov 23rd
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lautner on conan. i think i need to take shower. grossed by my own dirty, dirty thoughts.
9:10 PM Nov 23rd
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having a bad day?
7:42 PM Nov 23rd
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wow robert pattinson's kinda buff too. go edward. does anyone in this movie own a t-shirt?
6:19 PM Nov 20th
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oh just kiss him already. he's got an 8 pack for god's sake.
5:42 PM Nov 20th
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new moon. Jacob just took off his shirt. whole theater one big whistle. um, edward who?
5:06 PM Nov 20th
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friend: had a threesome last night. me: threesomes are like supermarkets. lot of pushin and shovin and u still come out w/ little at the end
3:50 PM Nov 15th
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"gay men in LA are a bunch of 10s looking for an 11"
6:08 PM Nov 14th
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six reasons to watch new moon.
3:18 PM Nov 13th
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my god, that voice.
9:27 PM Nov 11th
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watching glee. tears in my eyes. love kurt. love the dad. love that this is on fox.
7:16 PM Nov 11th
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- november beach.
9:13 AM Nov 6th
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- when was the last time you took a hot bath?
2:20 PM Nov 5th
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- getting a massage at the standard.
1:52 PM Nov 5th
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anything fun going on in miami tonight?
12:48 PM Nov 5th
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friend: so remember that cute kid mike? me: yes, why? did you sleep with him? friend: course not. made him go home after sex.
4:08 PM Nov 3rd
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tv ad: "call your doctor if your erection lasts more than 36 hours." hell, if i have an erection that lasts 36 hours i'm calling my friends
4:40 PM Nov 2nd
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couldn't decide between the chicken salad or the turkey meatloaf. so i ordered a burger delux with a side of mozzarella sticks.
4:16 PM Nov 2nd
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ultimate fantasy. jake ryan leaning against that red 944 porsche, mouthing the words, "yes, you!"
3:49 PM Nov 2nd
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