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  1. I Shot Bigfoot & Other Stories was recently voted the number one stocking stuffer in a poll I took of myself. But I'm usually right. Buy it 2:03 PM Nov 9th from web
  2. NO! It didn't snow, not one damn inch, not one damn flake. The grocery store won't take back all the milk and bread. Got milk? Yes, asshole! 9:08 AM Oct 26th from web
  3. I believe the forecast is for 10 inches of snow, damn and I left out my summer Bigfoot traps. 9:47 PM Oct 25th from web
  4. in answer to the witte one, hell yes, leave nothing for granted 7:07 PM Sep 15th from web
  5. Not exactly standing on the shoulders of giants around here 7:02 PM Sep 15th from web
  6. I don't know if I am the boxer or the bag 6:41 PM Sep 15th from web
  7. so there I was, just 20 yards away from the largest Bigfoot buck you have ever seen, I trained my sights on him and...click...misfire DAMN! 6:01 PM Sep 11th from web
  8. I noticed El Chupacabre raised his ugly little head again in South Texas. Headline stealer. I could write I shot El Chupacabre 9:03 AM Sep 3rd from web
  9. I shot the Bigfoot, but I did not shoot the ye-eh-ti 9:04 AM Aug 21st from web
  10. I have come to the realization that my book sales are more elusive than sightings of the big fella. Hmmm what does that say? 11:22 PM Aug 12th from web
  11. had a friend shoot Bigfoot the other day with one of them Red Rider B.B. guns. Notice I said "had a friend." 5:41 PM Aug 10th from web
  12. Loch Ness Monster tired of Bigfoot news, in other news, El Chupacabre can't get enough of the smelly ape with the bigfoot. 5:28 PM Aug 10th from web
  13. Breaking News: Major shoe manufacturer scraps Bigfoot hiking boot due to lack of a Bigfoot focus group. It's a shame said a shoe line worker 5:27 PM Aug 10th from web
  14. Is the plural of Bigfoot, bigfeet or bigfoots? I like bigfoots, makes you sound more believable 5:12 PM Aug 10th from web
  15. go here http://www.ishotbigfoot.web... no seriously, go there 5:11 PM Aug 10th from web
  16. everything you read in I Shot Bigfoot & Other Stories. Take note that the book is fiction and the guy got a lucky shot from his porch. 2:06 PM Aug 10th from web
  17. Mortar rounds, I have found to be the best, but one direct hit won't do the job. Well, it can be done with a 12 gauge shotgun if you believe 2:05 PM Aug 10th from web
  18. I need another tweet to tell you all about it. It's really not a question of ammunition, it's more a question of ordinance, that's right 2:04 PM Aug 10th from web
  19. What kind of ammunition does it take to take down a Bigfoot? I get this question all the time and the answer is complicated, so much so that 2:03 PM Aug 10th from web
  20. Second on your mind should be if I shoot Bigfoot, am I riding an ATV or will I have to drag him out? If the latter, consider turning around 2:03 PM Aug 10th from web