IsaacDeitz
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You are one tweet away from me unfollowing you.
about 2 hours ago
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The hotel we had last night had a few rooms with burgular bars in the windows, why not all? Is that like a room upgrade you can get?
about 5 hours ago
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- If you like a song pray to God you don't hear it at Karaoke. Unless @
8:23 PM Dec 13th
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I actually was blessed with the opportunity to get into a cab and say "follow that car!!" and mean it. I can check that off my bucket list.
8:05 PM Dec 13th
from txt
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One of my spiritual gifts is being able to find a way lock a bathroom stall even if the lock is broken.
4:42 PM Dec 13th
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Day off in New Orleans. Where should we go to get crappy souvenirs? Suggestions? I don't think there is a place here that sells them.
3:33 PM Dec 13th
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I need to get married so I can have a new default pic on Facebook.
5:24 PM Dec 12th
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I just finished uploading the new Really Real Show, it's up right now! Check it out!
12:29 PM Dec 12th
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If I had a nickel for everytime someone offered me a nickel...
10:48 PM Dec 11th
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- Editing the first Really Real Show in a year and a half!
4:41 PM Dec 11th
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RT @: My kid's Christmas wish list only has "A Better Father" on it. Is that a video game or something?
10:37 AM Dec 11th
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I really want to watch a movie about a kid, that is home alone and he's lost in New York. That's right I'm watching Baby's Day Out.
8:28 PM Dec 10th
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Dressing room bathrooms at venues always have framed posters of bands you don't want to look at while using the bathroom. ie: Weird Al.
4:02 PM Dec 10th
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To love people we need to stop being afraid of them: [New Blog]
2:49 PM Dec 10th
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I keep getting calls from "Low Battery" then they hang up right when I answer.
9:47 PM Dec 9th
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In my life experience it seems like if you want a wife go to college, if you want a job, don't.
2:15 PM Dec 9th
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I have a twitter account,
10:49 AM Dec 9th
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When you sit down at a Borders, you are sampling a book. You've done a little too much 'sampling' if you need to sit down at a liquor store.
9:35 PM Dec 8th
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I think Borders is the only store that people feel comfortable enough to sit on the floor.
4:37 PM Dec 8th
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Why is the last pistachio in the bowl is always burnt tasting?
2:32 PM Dec 8th
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- Name Isaac Deitz
- Location Atlanta, Georga
- Web http://www.isaacd...
- Bio I am a filmmaker/comedian/Christian. I tweet bad jokes and personal beliefs. Family Force 5 fans sometimes know me as 'Tub-O'. I used to own a pet lizard.
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