Irwinlundgren
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I'm gonna stay up really late tonight and find new indie bands on youtube that none of you losers have ever heard of.
8:39 PM May 26th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Idea for an app: phone recognizes when it is in your lap and then an alarm goes off when it hears the car door open to remind you it's there
5:12 PM May 26th
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@ @ good, then she'll be able to appreciate some of my most recent tweets.
9:16 PM May 25th
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in reply to p_emory
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Do you know the taste of dirt? Scoop it into your mouth in handfuls, just once. Know intimately the flavor of the planet you inhabit.
10:43 PM May 23rd
via web
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The quintessential American instrument........ Give me a banjo.
8:03 PM May 25th
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You said I'm like the dead sea. Nicest words you ever said to me. Honey, you'll never sink when you're with me.
4:04 PM May 25th
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Two rams charged towards each other at high speed. They vanished upon collision, leaving a swaddled infant. June 6, 1906. My birthday.
11:42 PM May 24th
via web
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@ Celtics will win by 5+ and Brisco will win Indy 500
8:17 AM May 25th
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in reply to JimIrsay
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@ @ ssshhhhh! Don't tell JB she's been hacked. These are the best tweets she's had since I followed her.
5:48 PM May 23rd
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in reply to MargzonMargs
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I wonder if the people following me on Linked In know that Linked In is really stupid.
5:33 PM May 23rd
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Classy girls don't kiss in bars, you fool
5:21 PM May 23rd
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Nothing sucks more than the moment during an argument when you realize you are wrong.
9:34 AM May 23rd
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@ I'll bring bacon and OJ.
8:46 PM May 22nd
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in reply to maddienewstrom
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Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, I'm street smart" all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm pretend smart"
- Tosh
12:14 PM May 22nd
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@ check out @
6:08 AM May 22nd
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in reply to p_emory
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Didn't forward chain mail. Murdered in his sleep.
9:31 PM May 20th
via LaterBro.com
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We sent men to the moon. All I want is a cell phone battery that lasts 2 days. I'm looking at you Obama.
8:20 PM May 20th
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Shopping at Target is like facing Jamie Moyer. You thinks it's going to be easy then it sneaks up on you and takes away your dignity
5:01 PM May 20th
via WhoSay
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@ sans Stavesacre I'm having trouble finding decent music, Any advice? Or u can just get the band back together, your choice
4:41 PM May 20th
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Even if I knew your social security number I wouldn't know what to do with it.
1:29 PM May 20th
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- Name Casey I Lundgren
- Location omaha, nebraska
- Web http://mtbgoathea...
- Bio Husband, Father, Educator, Geographer, Philanthropist, Investor, Sculptor, Dancer, Writer, Adventurer, Exaggerator
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