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  1. facebook just got funny again http://www.facebook.com/hom...
  2. #celebrityperfumes – I beg your pardon by Ozzy Osbourne
  3. #celebrityperfumes – Cheese and Onion by Oprah
  4. #celebrityperfumes - ‘Whatever’ by Paris Hilton
  5. #celebrityperfumes – Floor burger by David Hasselhoff
  6. I understand the person in the mirror is me, I just don’t understand how I can be in two places at once.
  7. I think it's about time they started asking some different questions in a blood test.
  8. #worldsthinnestbooks : A guide to Rockhampton night life
  9. #worldsthinnestbooks : the cool things about middle aged businessmen who ride razor scooters.
  10. #worldsthinnestbooks : Yellow pages 1876
  11. #worldsthinnestbooks : body builders that changed the world
  12. #worldsthinnestbooks : Liberal party tips on combating global warming
  13. #worldsthinnestbooks : Scientific evidence that God exists.
  14. #worldsthinnestbooks : The rich list of Australian comedians
  15. #worldsthinnestbooks : Ben Affleck movies you must see before you die.
  16. Singapore corporate gig tonight. They asked for no jokes about sex, religion, drugs or swearing. They're going to hate me!
  17. Getting drunk in singapore is a great way to spend $2500.
  18. If there are no drugs in Singapore... then how do you explain the way they drive?
  19. Finding China Town in Singapore is like looking for a needle in a hay stack.
  20. @THEFISSTER You're gay? Where I come from that’s considered very very gay! Perhaps you should stop making Jesus cry and get with the chicks.