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IrishFast

@notsam My SiriusXM subscription is up. Does Audible have After O&A and WOTW Countdown? 7:17 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
@JimNorton Awesome segment, Jim! #BigBoyMadeAFunny 8:56 PM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JimNorton
billsquire Who is your favorite Avenger? Mine is Scarlett Johansson's tits. #fb 6:31 PM May 2nd via LaterBro.com Retweeted by IrishFast and 2 others
@OpieRadio WTF does B Kelly say ~1:15 of Don't Stop Believin' that's funny? My deaf ass can't hear it & his sign language is terrible. 7:53 PM Apr 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to OpieRadio
RT @peta: It takes 60 minks to make a single fur coat. #TellKanye ME: but only 2 cats to make delicious General Tso's. 5:24 PM Apr 5th via Twitter for iPhone
peta It takes 60 minks to make a single fur coat. #TellKanye twitpic.com/95zuat 11:20 AM Apr 5th via Sprout Social Retweeted by IrishFast and 814 others
@JimNorton awesome job, the sister line had me rolling. Like a good puppy snuff film, I had to rewind and watch again. 7:58 PM Mar 13th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JimNorton
How can #McDonalds claim their McBites will be around for a limited time when they can be left on a counter for a decade and still not rot? 9:42 PM Jan 30th via web
I nominate @AnthonyCumia for a Shorty Award in #webshow because dwarves love small government too. shortyawards.com/?category=webs… 9:04 AM Jan 20th via Shorty Awards
I nominate @AnthonyCumia for a Shorty Award in #webshow because his big gun makes my head splatter. shortyawards.com/?category=webs… 9:03 AM Jan 20th via Shorty Awards
@louisck Finally watched Beacon; hilarious. TY for putting Patrice at the end, it really made a great thing even better. Love what you do. 12:14 AM Jan 16th via web
@JimNorton Don't you mean hatable? 3:27 AM Dec 28th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JimNorton
@AnthonyCumia WotW had your shit story followed by a sports channel commercial for bowl games. #irony 10:00 AM Dec 18th, 2011 via web
@JimNorton Chimp Chipperson absolutely made my morning 5:44 PM Dec 14th, 2011 via web
Sure, small government sounds good. Midgets and dwarves need representation too. But is it smart to start treating them like real people? 11:20 AM Nov 26th, 2011 via web
Semen and communal wine #TwoThingsThatDontMix 4:36 PM Oct 11th, 2011 via web
@OpieRadio Andy Rooney is retiring. Think tomorrow you could play the segment where Jimmy impersonates him? The mango seed one? 6:57 PM Sep 27th, 2011 via web
@OpieRadio tss A hacky cigar joke? What is it like making him cough? Tss tss 10:31 AM Aug 19th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to OpieRadio
I think it's terrible that unborn fetuses aren't used to their full potential. #PassTheSalt 7:11 PM Jun 14th, 2011 via web
What's the difference between my grandmother and an unborn fetus? It was illegal when I asked a doctor kill my grandmother. #ChristianValues 7:09 PM Jun 14th, 2011 via web