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IreneVartanoff

  1. Must find a good cupcake recipe. Minis. 1:41 PM May 22nd via web
  2. Listening to Adriana Lecouveur on Radio Classica. You could be, too. 1:36 PM May 22nd via web
  3. Just read a bad Tudor hist fic in which midwives examine Jane Seymour for childbearing capacity and fail to notice she's no virgin. Ho-ho. 9:06 PM Jan 5th via web
  4. Getting rid of bizarre robot tweeters who want to follow me. Really? I don't think so, sexy Russian girl. 9:10 AM Dec 12th, 2011 via web
  5. Don't understand why NBC Weather online has only yesterday's video. What do they do all morning? 6:01 AM Jul 24th, 2011 via web
  6. @kwnewton Franklin Simon, Robert Hall, Woolco, Hechinger's, Montgomery Ward 8:19 AM Jul 22nd, 2011 via web in reply to kwnewton
  7. The entire east coast is a fireball. And you say there's no global warming? 5:20 PM Jul 21st, 2011 via web
  8. Now it's 98 degrees. Can we make 100? You betcha. 11:48 AM Jul 21st, 2011 via web
  9. It's 96 degrees here so far. Am I going out to check the mail? No. Let the bears do that. 11:04 AM Jul 21st, 2011 via web
  10. NBC Washington DC's website has yesterday's weather video. How lazy is that? They couldn't put up one from this morning? 5:07 AM Jul 21st, 2011 via web
  11. Finally replying via blog to that ridiculous article claiming women are addicted to romance novels like guys are to porno. 8:17 PM Jun 12th, 2011 via web
  12. Considering seeing Manon with Dessay and Villazon. Worth the 75 mile trip? 12:41 PM May 5th, 2011 via web
  13. Just another fun day dragging dead men off the battlefield. You did what? Saved one? Uh-oh, sis. Dad’s gonna kill you. #operaplot 7:56 AM Apr 15th, 2011 via web
  14. Court is corrupt; I’m vicious with gags. What goes around comes around; I’m left holding the bag. #operaplot 3:39 PM Apr 14th, 2011 via web
  15. I can’t breathe. Sing that song again about me being heavenly, would you? It’s so dark in here. #operaplot 6:20 AM Apr 14th, 2011 via web
  16. Is my bad luck with women my fault, or is some evil genius following me around, ruining my chances? Maybe I should be a poet. #operaplot 6:44 PM Apr 13th, 2011 via web
  17. You stole my husband? So I stole him first, big deal. Rot in hell. I’m off to meet the executioner. #operaplot 12:14 PM Apr 13th, 2011 via web
  18. @ppelkonen Good one! 11:56 AM Apr 13th, 2011 via web in reply to ppelkonen
  19. “She never loved me. Who am I kidding? I’m her father’s age. Of course she’s in love with my son.” It’s a love triangle in #operaplot. 10:28 AM Apr 13th, 2011 via web
  20. “I’d rather die than submit to you.” “If I can’t have you, no one can.” People still say this with a straight face in #operaplot (s). 10:24 AM Apr 13th, 2011 via web