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  1. ONE-LINER: Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. 8:40 AM Aug 28th, 2010 via API
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  10. ONE-LINER: He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame. 3:40 AM Jun 26th, 2010 via API
  11. ONE-LINER: Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people..http://budurl.com/oneliner5 12:40 PM Jun 19th, 2010 via API
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  13. ONE-LINER: Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you forget the question. 2:40 PM Jun 5th, 2010 via API
  14. ONE-LINER: If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong 11:40 PM May 29th, 2010 via API
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  16. ONE-LINER: I was so poor growing up. If I wasn't born a boy, I'd have nothing to play with. 9:40 AM May 15th, 2010 via API
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  19. ONE-LINER: Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. 8:40 AM Apr 24th, 2010 via API
  20. ONE-LINER: Lord, if I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat. 2:40 PM Apr 17th, 2010 via API
  • Name Invest Steps
  • Location Arizona
  • Web http://www.invest...
  • Bio I'm a real estate investing expert and want to share with you what I know!
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