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Asked Tom what he wanted for 3rd bday: “Cake!” “OK…” “Big city!” “You want to go to Norwich to choose a toy?” “Yep. Apple Shop!” about 15 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
Pimms anyone? instagr.am/p/LIcgAqpciE/ about 16 hours ago via Instagram
Rick_Turner It's cousin CockEnd and the Lampshade People #eurovision #Moldova 1:57 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by intruth
This reminds me of the night I invented combo poppers and lube. “Take two bottles into the shower? Not me!” 1:55 PM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS
Lots of synthy power dancy stabby things tonight. I forget the proper name. 1:53 PM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS
moonjam I can’t mock Jedward. It’s like making fun of a kitten, that’s dressed like a twat #Eurovision 1:46 PM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by intruth and 7 others
This needs to be about 5 acts shorter. 1:50 PM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS
BoromirDoesNot One does not simply put a pile of Spaghetti on a suit of Armour and high five it into Mordor. It is folly #Jedward #Eurovision 1:46 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by intruth and 60 others
No, I really don’t get it. Not on any level. Can someone explain Jedward? They’re not even amusingly shit. 1:46 PM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS
Do you think they have to turn on extra Twitter servers tonight? 1:42 PM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS
Impressive Dragon’s Den presentation. 1:41 PM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS
@valsapphire hard to imagine. I’d watch though! 1:39 PM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to valsapphire
Judging from the musical stylings, Eurovision artists stopped going to clubs about the same I did. 1:37 PM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS
Rick_Turner From the mother in law: "does he have cancer?" seriously. #eurovision #Germany 1:33 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by intruth
I’ve not watched The Voice before. This isn’t too bad. 1:29 PM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS
If she brings out biscuits she’s nailed it. 1:21 PM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS
*Makes T shape with hands* 1:20 PM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS
Crikey that’s a short skirt son, disgusting, no don’t turn it over. *puffs pipe* 1:15 PM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS
Dragon eggs calisi!! 1:14 PM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS
Quick finish the song before the Grinch steals the instruments. 1:07 PM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS