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InsultBear

  1. Can you find the hoe? 웃 웃 웃 웃 웃 웃 웃 웃 웃 웃 웃 웃 웃 웃 웃 웃 웃 웃 웃 웃 웃 웃 웃 웃 웃 웃 웃 웃 웃 웃 웃 Yeah, me neither. They're f^%*ing EVERYWHERE these days! 6:36 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Ghetto word of the day: "Omelet" : I should slap the fuck outta your ass, but omelet the shit slide this time.. #ghettotalk 4:37 AM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  3. What guys use pockets for: 7%: Putting stuff in it. 93%: Secretly scratching their balls. #pockets 4:32 AM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  4. That awkward moment when your internet goes down & you don’t know what to do with your life. 7:09 PM May 2nd via web
  5. What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your 'hole weak'. 4:37 PM May 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  6. You know you're dating an asshole when they'll tweet before they return your text. #assholemove 6:21 AM May 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  7. You know you’re an alcoholic if you’ve used the phrase “I drive better when I’m drunk.” #alcoholic 10:16 PM Apr 25th via web
  8. You know you’re an alcoholic when you create a Twitter acccount just to follow the updates of various bars for their specials. #alcoholic 10:15 PM Apr 25th via web
  9. Why it's better to be a guy: We can piss discreetly in public 9:59 AM Apr 21st via web
  10. Why it's better to be a guy: Religions favor men. 9:58 AM Apr 21st via web
  11. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no dick. #thingsthatpissmeoff 8:55 AM Apr 21st via web
  12. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is, buddy...where the hell is yours? #thingsthatpissmeoff 8:53 AM Apr 21st via web
  13. @Ralan44 if a tree falls in the woods and you're not there to hear it, does it make a noise? 8:50 AM Apr 21st via web in reply to Ralan44
  14. That awkward moment when you have to take a shit so bad only to realize you have a fear of airport bathrooms #awkward 8:48 AM Apr 21st via web
  15. That awkward moment when you're left alone with someone you were just introduced to #awkward 2:20 PM Apr 20th via web
  16. Only douchebags wear ed hardy #douchebagmove 2:18 PM Apr 20th via web
  17. When I die I wanna come back as a hologram, preferably taking a shit in the woods. 2:16 PM Apr 20th via web
  18. Those socks go great with those sandals. #douchebagmove 8:04 PM Apr 19th via web
  19. That awkward moment when theres a guy working at Victorias Secret. 6:49 PM Apr 19th via web
  20. That awkward moment when nobody likes your Facebook status. #awkwardmoment 10:43 AM Apr 19th via web
  • Name Insult Bear
  • Location Shitting in the woods
  • Bio Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.
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