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  1. @Bohemiangirl I agree! lol 7:42 AM Nov 6th from web in reply to Bohemiangirl
  2. He liked to sit on an ice bag. It created a numbing sensation. "We never make love any more," she complained. "I have my ice bag," he said. 7:38 AM Nov 6th from web
  3. Strange noises came at night. Bo thought it was none of his business and went back to sleep. The next day he learned it was his business. 5:48 AM Nov 6th from web
  4. @Petherwin Thanks! 5:43 AM Nov 6th from web in reply to Petherwin
  5. @Petherwin Thanks for the RT! 5:41 AM Nov 6th from web in reply to Petherwin
  6. "I'm naming my new company Rocket Science." "Why?" "If anyone considers hiring a competitor, then I will say, 'It's not Rocket Science.' " 10:38 PM Nov 5th from web
  7. The Virtue Police arrested him for rolling up his pants cuffs. His punishment was 20 lashes. "I thought flogging was for women!" he said. 4:43 PM Nov 5th from web
  8. Nanette read that having a pet makes one happy. So she kidnapped a motorcycle cop. Now she is the happiest woman in the world. 9:56 AM Nov 5th from web
  9. "Our totems are all shattered! Our taboos are all obliterated!" "What does that leave us with?" "Cable TV news." 6:29 AM Nov 5th from web
  10. Grandma always drank her whiskey from a teacup. Neighbors remarked, "She drinks tea all day long!" 12:07 AM Nov 5th from web
  11. At the autopsy, the coroner could not explain why she had no heart. Then he learned that at the R&B contest, she had sung her heart out. 6:59 PM Nov 4th from web
  12. She asked him to dinner to meet her family. He lost interest as her family members shouted at one another across the table with bullhorns. 4:25 PM Nov 4th from web
  13. @favrdbot Thanks for the RT! 4:18 PM Nov 4th from web in reply to favrdbot
  14. "You're memorable!" "You're forgettable!" "Doesn't that mean we belong together?" "What's your name again?" 7:59 AM Nov 4th from web
  15. @Petherwin Thanks for the RT! 7:53 AM Nov 4th from web in reply to Petherwin
  16. "Spring brings life to birth," the Prophet said. "But this is autumn," we said. "Yes," he answered. "All things die." 5:02 AM Nov 4th from web
  17. He moved his hand to touch hers. "First, use hand sanitizer!" she said. "Love in the Age of Swine Flu," he thought. 2:05 AM Nov 4th from web
  18. He kept a pod of walrus. "Why do you have walrus in the desert?" people asked. "This was an arctic waste when I started my pod," he said. 7:05 PM Nov 3rd from web
  19. "I have a story to tell." "Everyone does." "Mine is unique." "So is everyone's." "I'm not allowed to tell mine." "I'm thankful for that!" 5:00 PM Nov 3rd from web
  20. "I'm lost," he said as he edged toward her at the bar. "If you're lucky, no one will find you," she answered. 1:04 PM Nov 3rd from web
  • Name William Brazill
  • Location Northern Virginia
  • Bio Author of flash fiction stories.
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