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We don't know who the executioners are. Maybe neighbors or friends or relatives. Good thing they are hidden. We do not want to see them.
about 7 hours ago
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Ten trails went off in different directions. We all followed different trails. We ended up in the same place at the same time.
about 9 hours ago
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@ I appreciate the RT!
about 9 hours ago
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in reply to MissZindzi
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We voted for an anti-tax conservative for Congress. Later we learned that he never paid taxes because he never worked.
about 11 hours ago
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One hot water bottle for six siblings.Their mother had to choose who got it each night.After she died, they sued over who would inherit it.
about 16 hours ago
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He had the largest collection of empty bottles in the city. "Why?" people asked. "Someday I might have something to put in them," he said.
about 19 hours ago
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"But I'm an old friend." "After all these years, it's hard to tell friend from enemy." "All right, I'm an enemy." "At least you're honest."
7:11 PM Dec 8th
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The river was broad and flowed slowly.I lay in the boat and let it drift.To where it wanted to go.It went to the end. Now I know my destiny.
11:20 AM Dec 8th
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@ Thanks for the RT!
11:14 AM Dec 8th
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in reply to surfindolphin7
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"I was there when the Berlin Wall fell!" he boasted. "Did it fall on you?" she yawned.
9:47 AM Dec 8th
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She felt a dread catastrophe had cursed her life. But she did not know if the catastrophe had happened in the past or was waiting to happen.
7:36 AM Dec 8th
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They absent-mindedly went to war. Then they wrote histories and songs to commemorate it. "We're the greatest nation on earth," they said.
10:58 PM Dec 7th
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"You're real eye candy," he said. "Or am I skating on thin ice?" "You've fallen through," she purred, pouring her iced drink in his lap.
6:31 PM Dec 7th
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"Are you lost?" "No. I just don't know where I'm going." "That's the definition of lost." "No. 'Lost' means you know where you're going."
3:01 PM Dec 7th
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The Barkus Hotel hosted a convention of rodeo clowns. But its restaurant was overwhelmed, because the clowns were all vegans.
9:25 AM Dec 7th
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"Let's take a vacation in Dubai," he said. "Why?" his wife asked. "So we can witness the end of the world!" he proclaimed.
6:16 AM Dec 7th
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"There's no dial tone." "There never is." "How do you make phone calls?" "I don't. I only receive calls." "Who calls you?" "No one."
10:53 PM Dec 6th
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@ Thanks for the RT!
10:49 PM Dec 6th
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in reply to hudsonette
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When she left, he languished and died. Then she returned.
4:56 PM Dec 6th
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Studies showed that most small plane crashes result from running out of fuel. "Pilots have to fill their gas tanks!" Sen. Phog warned.
10:54 AM Dec 6th
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- Name William Brazill
- Location Northern Virginia
- Bio Author of flash fiction stories.
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