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  1. Join us at 10am Eastern for a special hangover edition of @ThisWeekABC coverage via our iOS app: itunes.apple.com/us/app/comedy-… Bring coffee. Please. about 14 hours ago via web
  2. Here's 5 reason Obama might be becoming your mom. That's two more reason than why he might be becoming a 2-term pres. bit.ly/Ko6DUk 2:31 PM May 25th via web
  3. @vote_out_haters I'd pay good money to see Newt Gingrich dressed as her visible form. And then I'd pay good money to have my eyes removed. 10:40 AM May 25th via web in reply to vote_out_haters
  4. @TheRealDCF Thanks! 10:30 AM May 25th via web in reply to TheRealDCF
  5. @TheRealDCF Donald Trump is really weighing GLORGAX down. That's the hairpiece's name I just decided. 10:24 AM May 25th via web in reply to TheRealDCF
  6. Newt Gingrich is celebrating Geek Pride Day by dressing up as Mole Man from the Fantastic Four. 10:20 AM May 25th via web
  7. Donald Trump will continue being a birther until the alien brain-control device posing as his hair instructs him to stop. 10:18 AM May 25th via web
  8. @jaffejm Sex is basically already docking role play. 10:12 AM May 25th via web in reply to jaffejm
  9. @TheRealDCF Depends on how lifelike their sex robot is. 10:11 AM May 25th via web in reply to TheRealDCF
  10. The Dragon spacecraft docking at the International Space Station is as close as any geek will come to having sex today. 10:07 AM May 25th via web
  11. Newt Gingrich forgiving Mitt Romney for beating him in the primary is exactly what Geek Pride Day is all about. on.cc.com/JJrqyR 10:02 AM May 25th via web
  12. Every time old Barack Obama mentions Osama bin Laden, young Barack Obama takes a hit off a joint. 9:40 AM May 25th via web
  13. @vote_out_haters The real one will do that if you scratch his belly. 9:34 AM May 25th via web in reply to vote_out_haters
  14. @GuvnahOfTheMoon We don't take requests. We're artists DAMMIT! 9:32 AM May 25th via web in reply to GuvnahOfTheMoon
  15. @Khealy66 It's like trying to punch a ghost. 9:24 AM May 25th via web in reply to Khealy66
  16. @Inlovewithtruth Now you're changing the subject. Do you or do you not agree that 'In the Year 2525' is a great song? 8:54 AM May 25th via web in reply to Inlovewithtruth
  17. @BuzzFeedAndrew We only mock those we love. That's not remotely true, but we do love you. 8:45 AM May 25th via web in reply to BuzzFeedAndrew
  18. @Inlovewithtruth My point is that's a great song. 8:38 AM May 25th via web in reply to Inlovewithtruth
  19. @Inlovewithtruth What about in the year 2525? 8:35 AM May 25th via web in reply to Inlovewithtruth