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  1. Becks and I got engaged last week in Costa Rica, if you haven't heard.
  2. I rarely send links out, but this Boston.com Berlin Reunion set of photos is mind-boggling in a good way: http://tinyurl.com/PuppetMadness.
  3. I love that my girlfriend and I often have arguments about who's better at Scrabble that end with "Well, there's only one way to find out."
  4. Okay, I think it's been long enough and the crowds have died down. Who wants to go see Love Happens tonight?
  5. Some guy on ESPN just called Florida State the "Anne Heche of College Football." Where do they get these guys? Do they poach Leno's staff?
  6. I'm painting the town red with the blood of squares.
  7. Why don't they make skinny jeans for babies? I've had it with all these frumpy babies tottering around NYC. I bet LA has skinny baby jeans.
  8. A funny relationship experiment I've found is to set the TV on Hannity, hide the remote and see how fast my girlfriend breaks up with me.
  9. Just saw a promo on Lifetime (Project Runway) for the biography of Georgia O'Keefe as a TV movie on Lifetime. That's as Lifetime as it gets.
  10. New comedic Santuko Knife Review plus others uploaded Woofer: http://woofertime.com/users/inconsolable
  11. I can't decide if my inability to remember names is a symptom of being a bad person or if I'm a bad person for completely different reasons.
  12. I spend so much money on coffee in DUMBO it would be cheaper to just grow my own and commute every day from Columbia by private helicoter.
  13. Interesting article concerning the ties between humor (or, rather "humour" as it's quite British) to intelligence: http://tinyurl.com/re4wxg
  14. There's so much ivy growing in my yard we're going to have to start charging the feral neighborhood cats tuition.
  15. Somthing I'm starting to realize about Flickr: There are a disproportionate number of photographers in this world who specialize in cats.
  16. As a crazy cat lady ages, she stops giving her cats cute names. She gives them real names she had picked out for children she'll never have.
  17. Jon Schwartz's insipid ramblings after yet another excellent episode of Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me is like Dane Cook following Dangerfield.
  18. @philipbryant "One throat to choke." What does that mean, seriously?
  19. Why hasn't anybody come out with a male fragrance called "Eu de Mann"? Axe, Old Spice, Mitchum, even Degree, I'm looking at you.
  20. One of Spike's guys is hassling me. A cop walks up and asks what's going on. I point to the first guy and tell the cop, "She hate me."