Inconsolable
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Becks and I got engaged last week in Costa Rica, if you haven't heard.
1:05 PM Oct 29th
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I rarely send links out, but this Boston.com Berlin Reunion set of photos is mind-boggling in a good way:
7:56 AM Oct 8th
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I love that my girlfriend and I often have arguments about who's better at Scrabble that end with "Well, there's only one way to find out."
9:21 PM Oct 6th
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Okay, I think it's been long enough and the crowds have died down. Who wants to go see Love Happens tonight?
8:45 AM Oct 2nd
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Some guy on ESPN just called Florida State the "Anne Heche of College Football." Where do they get these guys? Do they poach Leno's staff?
10:41 AM Sep 26th
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I'm painting the town red with the blood of squares.
3:22 PM Sep 23rd
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Why don't they make skinny jeans for babies? I've had it with all these frumpy babies tottering around NYC. I bet LA has skinny baby jeans.
6:55 AM Sep 11th
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A funny relationship experiment I've found is to set the TV on Hannity, hide the remote and see how fast my girlfriend breaks up with me.
9:06 PM Aug 28th
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Just saw a promo on Lifetime (Project Runway) for the biography of Georgia O'Keefe as a TV movie on Lifetime. That's as Lifetime as it gets.
7:44 PM Aug 27th
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New comedic Santuko Knife Review plus others uploaded Woofer:
2:20 PM Aug 26th
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I can't decide if my inability to remember names is a symptom of being a bad person or if I'm a bad person for completely different reasons.
9:14 PM Aug 13th
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I spend so much money on coffee in DUMBO it would be cheaper to just grow my own and commute every day from Columbia by private helicoter.
8:12 AM Aug 13th
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Interesting article concerning the ties between humor (or, rather "humour" as it's quite British) to intelligence:
4:14 PM Aug 11th
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There's so much ivy growing in my yard we're going to have to start charging the feral neighborhood cats tuition.
7:19 PM Aug 10th
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Somthing I'm starting to realize about Flickr: There are a disproportionate number of photographers in this world who specialize in cats.
6:29 AM Aug 10th
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As a crazy cat lady ages, she stops giving her cats cute names. She gives them real names she had picked out for children she'll never have.
10:17 AM Aug 9th
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Jon Schwartz's insipid ramblings after yet another excellent episode of Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me is like Dane Cook following Dangerfield.
9:20 AM Aug 9th
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@ "One throat to choke." What does that mean, seriously?
8:10 PM Aug 5th
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Why hasn't anybody come out with a male fragrance called "Eu de Mann"? Axe, Old Spice, Mitchum, even Degree, I'm looking at you.
5:49 PM Aug 5th
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One of Spike's guys is hassling me. A cop walks up and asks what's going on. I point to the first guy and tell the cop, "She hate me."
9:28 AM Aug 4th
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- Name Ross Morrison
- Location Brooklyn
- Bio Gentleman Adventurer
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