InactiveRebel
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@ night night.
about 8 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to oldtownpaul
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Photo: FUCK. FORGOT TO DO PHOTO. IN BED. TIRED. LOOK. Strimmer wire. Didn’t read packaging. Took wire from...
about 8 hours ago
via Tumblr
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@ @ Thank you!
about 8 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to strangerbabble
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@ I find that if I add a slightly curious intonation, it sounds almost cute.
about 10 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to ThatThereClaire
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@ Do not be alarmed or startled. Say it in a comforting, deep voice.
about 10 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to ThatThereClaire
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Also, if you are (quite rightly) loving the genius of @, following @ will enhance this love.
about 10 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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So, if anyone is loving the fantasy genre of reading-stuff, please follow.
@
about 10 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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*Peels off mask*
My name is Karina. I am also @
about 10 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ I am eating noodles. In this weather. I hope they aren't your hands.
about 11 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to Noodlehands
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@ They are very patient with me. I think this is because they suspect I am a psychopath.
about 12 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to Noodlehands
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@ Make sure you wear a four-boob bra with it.
I once bought a dress from Tesco. We shall never mention this again.
about 12 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to HerLifeStory
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@ They are remarkable. I think. *Explodes*
about 12 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to Noodlehands
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@ Aha. I hadn't thought of that. Different neighbours, but it could work. Shall I ask?
about 12 hours ago
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in reply to salcoops
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A strimmed slug? A strimmed child? A strimmed CatDogBabyThing?
about 12 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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ALSO OVERHEARD FROM OTHER NEIGHBOURS
Woman 'I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCKING STRIM THAT BIT OF GRASS.'
Now I am wondering what the consequence was.
about 13 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ WE HAVE THE SAME KNEES.
about 13 hours ago
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in reply to kneeldowne
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OVERHEARD.
Neighbour on phone 'I have told you about my pubes, haven't I? Oh hang on, I can hear my neighbour giggling.'
about 13 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ I agree. You can touch it and throw it in the air and then spend hours putting it back together and sniff it and stare at it.
about 13 hours ago
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in reply to kneeldowne
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@ I agree. But I definitely made an utter twat of myself.
about 13 hours ago
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in reply to LaReyneDEpee
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@ If it can't do the ironing AND the lawn, I don't want it.
about 14 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to RubyMalvolio
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- Name InactiveRebel
- Location Hastings
- Web http://www.amazon...
- Bio Frustrated author and recovering ginger. Disappointingly uneducated and impatiently awaiting a windmill or unicorn. WLTM similar.
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