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@wilnerness590 Following HR, Darvish just threw two pitches to Lawrie that were exactly like the ejection pitch yesterday. Why no ejection? about 8 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to Wilnerness590
@wilnerness590 If Jays had hit 3 HR in a row, there's no way a Texas pitcher would get ejected for that. Esp. in Texas. 2:34 PM May 26th via HootSuite in reply to Wilnerness590
@wilnerness590 I'm aware it was a joke. I just don't think you can count out the possibility that the umpires just will not allow TO to win. 2:31 PM May 26th via HootSuite in reply to Wilnerness590
@wilnerness590 No, not at all. But to say that he would rather keep Alvarez in there is stupid. 2:25 PM May 26th via HootSuite in reply to Wilnerness590
@wilnerness590 That's ridiculous. The Jays bullpen is depleted already in this series. The ejection makes that worse. 2:23 PM May 26th via HootSuite in reply to Wilnerness590
@kevanmacgee No I didn't necessarily agree with all of it (to some extent I do), I just think it was a good article/comments to read. :) 10:26 PM May 25th via HootSuite in reply to kevanmacgee
Please Don't Learn to Code → goo.gl/0yh26 8:10 AM May 25th via HootSuite
Typesetting Paragraphs on Web Pages → goo.gl/3Ls1j 7:40 AM May 24th via HootSuite
@bluejaysbatboy Mike McCoy. 1:27 PM May 23rd via HootSuite in reply to bluejaysbatboy
@jeredh I couldn't breathe while writing it. :) Too stream-of-consciousness...? 1:02 PM May 23rd via HootSuite in reply to jeredh
@lordtottuu Hey, Siddharth. Did you get my email? You contacted me on my website, correct? 1:26 PM May 21st via HootSuite
@alleycat17 I doubt Lind will fix his problems. But I was expecting David Cooper, not Gomes. Will be interesting to see though. 11:14 AM May 17th via HootSuite in reply to Alleycat17
@mopupduty The "man in white" was discovered...?? 11:12 AM May 17th via HootSuite in reply to mopupduty
@chriscoyier Your site just went down and/or is very slow. 10:37 AM May 17th via HootSuite
@jparencibia9 What do you think of Murphy as a hitting coach? Why are so many talented hitters struggling on this team? 10:52 AM May 15th via HootSuite
The Folly of Allowing Up/Down Voting for Individual Comments → goo.gl/GG1it 9:59 AM May 15th via HootSuite
@wilnerness590 Lind can't do anything right. The one guy he's hit well this year, and he knocks him out of the game! Sheesh... 8:03 PM May 14th via HootSuite in reply to Wilnerness590
@trickyross Hopefully Lind goes back to #8 after this nonsense. Although benching would be better. Or releasing. 7:04 PM May 14th via HootSuite in reply to trickyross
@greggzaun No prob. I'm just frustrated because I know these guys are much better than this. 6:45 PM May 14th via HootSuite in reply to greggzaun
@greggzaun When your 3 and 4 hitters can't hit .200, it's time for a coaching assessment. Murphy will be gone by year's end, and pref sooner 6:38 PM May 14th via HootSuite in reply to greggzaun