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sunday morning at the grocery store is awesome. just me and a few other heathens. 7:38 AM Jul 5th from Twitterrific
haha not that we bbqed students, just fed them hot dogs 7:53 PM May 1st from Twitterrific
@Mir i know how you feel, our end of semester student bbq was last night. 7:50 PM May 1st from Twitterrific in reply to Mir
there is no such thing as a quick trip to sams club 9:17 AM Mar 18th from Twitterrific
it is amazing how having a child prone to red-eye can greatly improve your photoshop skills 10:56 AM Feb 23rd from web
5:48?! really!? no i most certainly did not want tjhat extra 45 min of sleep this morning. thanks so much son! 3:29 AM Feb 9th from Twitterrific
I love it when customer service reps put you on hold without telling you and there is no music so you wonder if they've just hung up on you 6:24 AM Jan 29th from web
dude, if you're going to totally block the drop off at daycare don't stand around chatting in the lobby! so rude! 5:19 AM Jan 22nd from txt
@burghbaby well I'll let you borrow him for a while, maybe you could return him once he's over this "DO IT RIGHT NOW, MOMMY" stage 6:43 PM Jan 20th from web in reply to burghbaby
@burghbaby I put a post up just for you ;) Well the second part is for you anyway http://impostormom.com/?p=530 6:33 PM Jan 20th from web in reply to burghbaby
i've never been more proud to be an american than I am right now 9:19 AM Jan 20th from txt
watching inauguration coverage and hoping my feed doesn't crash 7:24 AM Jan 20th from web
Isn't it awesome when you remember like three things you forgot at the store on the way home from the store? 12:46 PM Jan 15th from txt
longest end to the longest week 1:53 PM Jan 9th from web
nothing like a head injury to start a friday morning 5:44 AM Jan 9th from txt
i have the stupid Word World theme song stuck in my head, thanks PBS 5:39 AM Jan 8th from web
@Mom101 2/3 to 3/4 of the way 4:42 PM Jan 7th from web in reply to Mom101
you never realize how much you enjoy your college town WITHOUT the students until they descend upon the town again 4:41 PM Jan 7th from web
back to the grindstone, ugh 5:39 AM Jan 5th from web
i keep finding acorns in my laundry 1:47 PM Dec 17th, 2008 from web