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it is amazing how having a child prone to red-eye can greatly improve your photoshop skills10:56 AM Feb 23rdfrom web
5:48?! really!? no i most certainly did not want tjhat extra 45 min of sleep this morning. thanks so much son!3:29 AM Feb 9thfrom Twitterrific
I love it when customer service reps put you on hold without telling you and there is no music so you wonder if they've just hung up on you6:24 AM Jan 29thfrom web
dude, if you're going to totally block the drop off at daycare don't stand around chatting in the lobby! so rude!5:19 AM Jan 22ndfrom txt