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ImpiousSmart

  1. @Libxx1 @rox_barker just since Monday. I hope there's some cake waiting for me when I get in. 2:33 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Libxx1
  2. @Libxx1 @rox_barker That's how I roll. Quite literally during the earthquake. 2:14 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Libxx1
  3. Hit by a 5.8 magnitude earthquake, gave a presentation to some important Bulgarians whilst leathered, average day #insuranceisexciting 7:53 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  4. I've definitely become Swedish - watching The Killing and laughing at the Danish accents. #scandibeef 7:49 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. RT “@Rox_barker: Some drunk woman from next door has taken our wet washing from the laundry! Nice one pisshead!” 1:07 PM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. @Rox_barker hiya. 2:34 PM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. @ninamarielouise solid Gibson. I'm in blighty in July. Let's have a brew. 12:27 PM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ninamarielouise
  8. As useless as a marzipan dildo. The thick of it marathon let's go! @MichaelDClapham 11:47 AM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. @edwardgodby @ltjstaszko @theelongsden Aside from Shaun Goater, you might be correct there. 6:55 AM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to edwardgodby
  10. @LTJStaszko Is it still correct to call it a clash, when one outcome is great (sleep), the other awful (refused)? 2:39 AM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LTJStaszko
  11. @thewednesday85 I think my mum is taking care of that! City champions, Sheff Wed promoted, I just need Hammarby to get promoted now. 11:54 PM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to thewednesday85
  12. @abbybarker it's fine! If I'd have been in Manchester it would be very different I think! 11:52 PM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to abbybarker
  13. If a picture of the back page of every single English newspaper doesn't appear in my instagram feed today I'll be thoroughly ashamed. #MCFC 11:32 PM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. #popleveson - possibly the geekiest and greatest hash tag yet 10:10 AM May 11th via Twitter for iPhone