Immot
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Ooooh I HATE THAT!
1:00 PM Nov 30th
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Of course I will. Don't you hate when people tweet about their number of tweets or followers? 958 and 338 respectively by the way.
1:00 PM Nov 30th
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Damn, will I ever reach 1000 tweets?
12:59 PM Nov 30th
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In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
12:58 PM Nov 30th
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The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
12:58 PM Nov 30th
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You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.
12:57 PM Nov 30th
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Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.
12:57 PM Nov 30th
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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
12:56 PM Nov 30th
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I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
12:55 PM Nov 30th
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Is that somewhere between Ryan Seacrest and full on Adam Lambert TV mankisses?
12:51 PM Nov 30th
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Well as long as it's not rape of course, and what is "aggravated homosexuality."?
12:51 PM Nov 30th
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Should a man have to die for a booty time male fun?
12:49 PM Nov 30th
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RT @: Rick Warren is a douche bag. "Rick Warren won’t condemn law punishing homosexuality with death":
12:48 PM Nov 30th
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Eegah!
8:30 AM Nov 30th
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If You Were Half as Smart as You Think You Are, You'd be Twice as Smart as You Really Are
8:26 AM Nov 30th
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No guns. No butter. Both can kill.
8:25 AM Nov 30th
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I have come here to eat doritos and kick ass... and I'm all out of doritos
8:24 AM Nov 30th
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The best way to know your date is jailbait? When you hear "Hi, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat over there?"
8:21 AM Nov 30th
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I got the last seven questions
wrong.
11:50 PM Nov 6th
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Harry: "Firetruck." The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade.............
11:50 PM Nov 6th
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- Name Immot
- Location Texas
- Web http://www.usonwe...
- Bio Yet will she blush, here be it said, To bear her secrets so bewrayed.
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