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  1. Ooooh I HATE THAT!
  2. Of course I will. Don't you hate when people tweet about their number of tweets or followers? 958 and 338 respectively by the way.
  3. Damn, will I ever reach 1000 tweets?
  4. In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
  5. The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
  6. You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.
  7. Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.
  8. I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
  9. I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
  10. Is that somewhere between Ryan Seacrest and full on Adam Lambert TV mankisses?
  11. Well as long as it's not rape of course, and what is "aggravated homosexuality."?
  12. Should a man have to die for a booty time male fun?
  13. RT @ProfMTH: Rick Warren is a douche bag. "Rick Warren won’t condemn law punishing homosexuality with death": http://current.com/1chnq4c
  14. Eegah!
  15. If You Were Half as Smart as You Think You Are, You'd be Twice as Smart as You Really Are
  16. No guns. No butter. Both can kill.
  17. I have come here to eat doritos and kick ass... and I'm all out of doritos
  18. The best way to know your date is jailbait? When you hear "Hi, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat over there?"
  19. I got the last seven questions wrong.
  20. Harry: "Firetruck." The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade.............