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  1. "Daddy, will you be alive when I am 19?"
  2. My urban 3-year-old on our bike ride in the 'burbs: "Where are all the people?"
  3. I draw automation lanes in Ableton like a guy who just had a fourth shot and wrestled the cars keys from sober friends.
  4. Stayawaycation starts now. As in, stay away, I'm on vacation.
  5. It's always Inbox Zero if you don't open your inbox.
  6. Turns out four singles players on the same tennis court do not equal a doubles match. More like remedial trigonometry by committee.
  7. Ewww, that's just ... sticky. http://outof5.com/
  8. Flight, try SCE to Aux.
  9. "Print is dead."- Dr. Egon Spengler, Ghostbusters founding member, 1984.
  10. Plot a course no more than a mile in any direction and you'll hit a street fest (or partying boaters) today. Have fun out there.
  11. @cgansen Anvil Vapre: the nuclear option for loud neighbors.
  12. @donturn If that's your calculus for smarts come to Chicago in the winter. You'll be a genius.
  13. @richardlol San Antonio Taco Company. Go there right now.
  14. I wish I could un-hear a word, but since I can't I will infect you: "moneyburb".
  15. Meetings in NY over. Now to cram a week's worth of work into a single plane flight home.
  16. Obama heads to Ghana today, exactly one year after I arrived. Really missing Africa right now. http://is.gd/1tAFl
  17. @ifss How about inaccurate and insensitive cultural references? "Open kimono" makes me want to run out of the room.
  18. What I love most about abandoned homes that are boarded up is that they don't want to look back at you. http://is.gd/1sJKd
  19. Miltary metaphors rarely work well inside multinational corporations. Got it, Sarge?
  20. @YummyCupcakes A skill no doubt honed to diamond drill bit sharpness in conversations with @rsmallbone.