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  1. wonders if Adam Lambert is the new Boy George? 6:29 PM Nov 16th from Tweetie
  2. I thought you told me you were going to use your gun for hunting animals and shooting skeet. People are not animals. 7:40 AM Nov 10th from Tweetie
  3. "its not the end of everything, just the end of everything you know" -- Bob Schneider 1:25 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  4. Dear SmokingStar @SmokingStar, good things come to those who believe. 7:26 AM Nov 2nd from Tweetie in reply to SmokingStar
  5. Twitter lists seem a lot like slambooks… let's see… people I want to kiss 7:48 AM Oct 30th from Tweetie
  6. can't wait to hear what kind of krazy stuff Sarah Palin is gonna tell Oprah 6:18 PM Oct 22nd from Tweetie
  7. Can a tapeworm help you lose weight? #justwonderin 7:03 AM Oct 15th from Tweetie
  8. Is there an iPhone app that will walk the dog for you? 9:05 PM Oct 13th from Tweetie
  9. is loving my new "In bed by eleven" app #ifonly 8:07 PM Oct 6th from Tweetie
  10. vitality is wealth 7:42 AM Oct 2nd from Tweetie
  11. Hey Robin Tunney fans… two words… Niagra, Niagra. 6:10 PM Sep 29th from Tweetie
  12. @onehundredfeet Aw, shucks. 6:09 PM Sep 29th from Tweetie in reply to onehundredfeet
  13. OH: "fish flu is coming and you can't stop it" --SNL 10:18 AM Sep 27th from Twitterrific
  14. is short selling "FAIL" 12:58 PM Sep 24th from Tweetie
  15. Would you eat deli-sliced hot dogs? I would. 7:19 AM Sep 24th from Tweetie
  16. Smart people are filled with insecurity because they know their weaknesses better than anyone. 5:51 AM Sep 24th from Twitterrific
  17. If excessive smoking stains your lungs, can excessive coffee drinking do the same to your stomach, liver, and kidneys? #stufftothinkabout 11:41 AM Sep 23rd from Tweetie
  18. @TwiggyChrist … it's not you, it's me 8:09 PM Sep 21st from Tweetie in reply to TwiggyChrist
  19. Nitrogen enriched gasoline... Hell yes! 4:48 PM Sep 14th from Twitterrific
  20. Thinks it is time to short sell Vampires. 6:09 PM Sep 13th from Twitterrific