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One man with a Blackberry plus one man with an Andy McNabb book equals argument about watching where you're going.about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
Aaaaaahhhhh. What a lovely quiet weekend. I like the lull before the festive scurrying starts.about 17 hours ago from Tweetie
@ernmander Sorry old chap. But the rude shadows are actually from Westminster Bridge I believe. @towerbridge just isn't THAT interesting.3:35 PM Nov 3rd from Tweetie
Hey @towerbridge, are you doing any of your star jumps today? You don't want your arse to get flabby, do you?1:25 AM Nov 3rd from Tweetie
I love Halloween. It makes me feel like the entire population of Hoxton have come to visit me.12:29 PM Oct 31st from Tweetie
Where did someone find a kebab this early? And why couldn't they keep it in their stomach?11:30 AM Oct 30th from Tweetie
RT @paul_clarke: You mean like this? http://bit.ly/114Xow >>> Oh yes! That's a beautiful shot. Without an eyesore in the middle of it.3:27 AM Oct 29th from Tweetie
@paul_clarke Nice shot Paul. But it would have been so much nicer if you were facing west.2:57 PM Oct 28th from Tweetie in reply to paul_clarke
RT @laurafaraway: Morning commuters http://bit.ly/39I9zc >>> He does that every morning. Someone should introduce him to Monmouth Coffee.4:07 AM Oct 28th from Tweetie
Jeeeeeez! That Monmouth Coffee's good. I'm so glad that guy tripped over his shoelace and dropped his Americano. My west walkway is buzzing!3:02 AM Oct 27th from Tweetie
Dear arseholes who send an automated message when I follow you, please don't. You will be unfollowed immediately. Thanks.2:55 AM Oct 27th from Tweetie
Overheard a Barbour jacket-wearing couple complaining about Borough Market's changes. Is it really that bad? Didn't stop them buying cheese.7:57 AM Oct 24th from Tweetie
@Rammi Exactly. Slack-moralled tart.1:42 AM Oct 23rd from Tweetie in reply to Rammi
@Rammi I can think of worse insults. Like dull, vacuous, stuck up or self-obsessed. Are you listening @towerbridge?1:30 AM Oct 23rd from Tweetie in reply to Rammi
Brrrrr. Chilly morning. There's a nip in the air. And two on that girl's chest. She should really be wearing more than a t-shirt.1:28 AM Oct 23rd from Tweetie
@FreshPlastic So sorry that I've got more followers than you Ant 'funny' Carroll. I take it your middle name was your parent's cruel joke.1:23 AM Oct 23rd from Tweetie in reply to FreshPlastic
I love sunsets like this. It means there's fewer people looking at the bad view to my east.9:59 AM Oct 21st from Tweetie
Two pensioners hobbling across me right now. My money's on the one with the beige headscarf. Should be across in half an hour.2:41 AM Oct 20th from Tweetie
@james__h You think that's cliche? It just so happens I'm the best location in the world to see businessmen walking miserably in formation.2:35 AM Oct 20th from Tweetie in reply to james__h
Daydreaming about a story in @demolitionnews that mentions @towerbridge. Happy thoughts.10:15 AM Oct 17th from Tweetie

Name I'm London Bridge
Location London
Bio Certain other bridges in London think they're so cool getting a Twitter account. Well they're not. I'm the coolest bridge in London. Official.