ImLondonBridge
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To the owner of the lost Dalmatian puppy: you may want to start your search in the waterways east of Greenwich.
about 5 hours ago
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Watch out for the brolly-wielding madwoman who's determined to get Moorfields Eye Hospital some extra patients.
about 20 hours ago
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It's getting to that time of year where puddles of sick become icy slipping hazards. Keep your drinks down people.
10:51 AM Nov 20th
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@ Don't blame me Nick! I never touched him. A big boy done it and run away.
10:48 AM Nov 20th
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Judging by the state of my eastern pavement, either that dog is ill or its owner needs to change its diet.
3:46 AM Nov 20th
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Budgens should make their bags a little stronger. There's nothing sadder than watching a pensioner chase after 6 tins of cat food.
4:00 AM Nov 19th
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If you're going to Borough Market today it would be good if you could get a little treat for one of the homeless guys on me. Something hot.
2:32 AM Nov 14th
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Even although it's cold, the tosser in the red punto has his windows down so he can blast out his bad house music. Hope he catches a chill.
4:31 PM Nov 13th
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WARNING! My pavements can be slippery when it's raining. Just ask that businessman with the muddy stripe up his back.
1:52 AM Nov 13th
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Dear London, if the wind mangles your umbrella on the way across, please don't leave the spokey debris on my pavement. Thanks.
11:04 AM Nov 12th
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POOH STICKS UPDATE: A three legged Ikea coffee table was narrowly beaten by an empty packet of Walkers Prawn Cocktail crisps.
2:30 AM Nov 12th
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Oi! Wasn't someone going to knit me some handrail warmers? I could really do with then right now.
2:11 AM Nov 11th
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One man with a Blackberry plus one man with an Andy McNabb book equals argument about watching where you're going.
1:03 AM Nov 9th
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Aaaaaahhhhh. What a lovely quiet weekend. I like the lull before the festive scurrying starts.
10:54 AM Nov 8th
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@ Sorry old chap. But the rude shadows are actually from Westminster Bridge I believe. @ just isn't THAT interesting.
3:35 PM Nov 3rd
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Hey @, are you doing any of your star jumps today? You don't want your arse to get flabby, do you?
1:25 AM Nov 3rd
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I love Halloween. It makes me feel like the entire population of Hoxton have come to visit me.
12:29 PM Oct 31st
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Where did someone find a kebab this early? And why couldn't they keep it in their stomach?
11:30 AM Oct 30th
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RT @: You mean like this? >>> Oh yes! That's a beautiful shot. Without an eyesore in the middle of it.
3:27 AM Oct 29th
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@ Nice shot Paul. But it would have been so much nicer if you were facing west.
2:57 PM Oct 28th
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- Name I'm London Bridge
- Location London
- Bio Certain other bridges in London think they're so cool getting a Twitter account. Well they're not. I'm the coolest bridge in London. Official.
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