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ImLeslieChow

  1. Oh, of course I have read and agreed to the terms of use.
  2. *In at the store* Cashier: "Are you buying all these? :)" Me: "Oh no, I'm stealing them. I just wanted to show you first."
  3. Top Five Rappers: 1. Eminem, 2. Slim Shady, 3. Marshall Mathers, 4. B Rabbit, 5. The white guy from D-12.
  4. Me: "I want to go on a diet." Food: "LOL no."
  5. Being fat is just a giant trophy for all of the awesome food you ate.
  6. I ain't sayin she a gold digger, but she aint messin with no broke Asian. sp twtpics.com/KBptI1
  7. "I wasn't that drunk..." "Dude, you logged on Myspace!"
  8. Kidnapping is such a strong word. I prefer the term, "surprise adoption".
  9. I could get arrested for doing this with my dog twtpics.com/KT9vLH sp (hint: NO not eat it, I know what you're thinking racist)
  10. I don't eat because I'm hungry, I eat because I'm bored.
  11. In my bedroom: Decent singer. In the shower: International pop superstar!
  12. "I had a dream about you last night." "Aww really ;)" "Ya, you died."
  13. The amount fucks that will be given today ----> 0
  14. I'd bang her bit.ly/LfNTrR
  15. lol = drowning man. *lol* = drowning cheerleader.
  16. Best. Drugs. EVER. = twtpics.com/JHJGiy sp
  17. I have a black belt in sarcasm.
  18. Dear Blackberry, HAHAHAHA HA HAHAHAH! Sincerely, Apple.
  19. I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.