ImLeslieChow
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Oh, of course I have read and agreed to the terms of use.
about 2 hours ago
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*In at the store* Cashier: "Are you buying all these? :)" Me: "Oh no, I'm stealing them. I just wanted to show you first."
about 3 hours ago
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Top Five Rappers: 1. Eminem, 2. Slim Shady, 3. Marshall Mathers, 4. B Rabbit, 5. The white guy from D-12.
about 4 hours ago
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Me: "I want to go on a diet." Food: "LOL no."
about 5 hours ago
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Being fat is just a giant trophy for all of the awesome food you ate.
about 6 hours ago
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I ain't sayin she a gold digger, but she aint messin with no broke Asian. sp
about 6 hours ago
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"I wasn't that drunk..." "Dude, you logged on Myspace!"
about 7 hours ago
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Kidnapping is such a strong word. I prefer the term, "surprise adoption".
about 8 hours ago
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I could get arrested for doing this with my dog sp (hint: NO not eat it, I know what you're thinking racist)
about 9 hours ago
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I don't eat because I'm hungry, I eat because I'm bored.
about 9 hours ago
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In my bedroom: Decent singer. In the shower: International pop superstar!
about 10 hours ago
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"I had a dream about you last night." "Aww really ;)" "Ya, you died."
about 12 hours ago
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lol @ --
about 13 hours ago
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The amount fucks that will be given today ----> 0
about 14 hours ago
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I'd bang her
about 15 hours ago
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lol = drowning man. *lol* = drowning cheerleader.
about 16 hours ago
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Best. Drugs. EVER. = sp
about 23 hours ago
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I have a black belt in sarcasm.
9:25 PM May 27th
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Dear Blackberry, HAHAHAHA HA HAHAHAH! Sincerely, Apple.
8:25 PM May 27th
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I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
7:25 PM May 27th
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- Name Leslie Chow Parody
- Location Hong Kong
- Bio We had a sick night, bitches! (This is a Parody Account, Love Role-Playing) - Contact: ImLeslieChow@gmail.com
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