ImKimJongIl
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On 8 Twitter lists called "funny", but not one called "sinister", "scary", or even "son of a bitch". Think I have undiagnosed image problem.
3:23 PM Nov 13th
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@ Yeah, thanks for that. ixnay on the ghostwritingay, I do all my writing myself.
2:14 PM Nov 13th
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@ Steven Seagal is too fat.
2:13 PM Nov 13th
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@ Yes, but he has very little to do.
2:12 PM Nov 13th
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I choose Randy Quaid. He was very good in... he's just very good.
2:11 PM Nov 13th
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@ What actor should play me?Hmm. Someone who can do brainy and nuanced, and who looks good presiding at mass games. And executions.
2:08 PM Nov 13th
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@ Don't forget North Korea.
2:07 PM Nov 13th
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"President of the United States"...what a boring title. Presidents run banks and McDonalds. Who'd want that job? Not me.
2:06 PM Nov 13th
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@ Also, anyone who beats me is usually shot on the spot. Touchy this time.
2:04 PM Nov 13th
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He also refused to play by house rules and give me my five point shots.
2:02 PM Nov 13th
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All cooperating on a single community goal: me.
1:59 PM Nov 13th
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I know all of my neighbors in my community. The guards. The henchmen. The dog walkers. The food tasters. The AA gunners.
1:58 PM Nov 13th
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I mean really, why a former community organizer would want to skip North Korea is beyond me. It's ALL ABOUT community here.
1:57 PM Nov 13th
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@ Obama declined my invite to 1v1 "winner take the peninsula" basketball game. Said his arm was sore from H1N1 shot. Yeah, right.
1:54 PM Nov 13th
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@ It doesn't really matter. Maybe it does.
1:52 PM Nov 13th
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@ If all the time and energy put into hating Palin was spent me...it would be better spent. On...stuff. Whatever.
1:52 PM Nov 13th
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in reply to IveeGee
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Have you thought about what you could do for me today? You should. Get back to me on that. Thanks.
1:47 PM Nov 13th
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Is starting a nuclear weapons dismantling business. Cmon, bring them over. We, um, hate the things. That goes out to the Israelis, too.
1:46 PM Nov 13th
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North Korea is a world leader in the field of psychic warfare.
1:44 PM Nov 13th
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@ I would like to station nuclear missiles on your territory. Still up for it? (C'mon, it's _Obama_!)
1:39 PM Nov 13th
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- Name Kim Jong Il
- Location P'Y'Yang, North Korea
- Web http://en.wikiped...
- Bio I'm Kim Jong Il and I'm the ruler of North Korea. I like leading, chillaxin', inventing things, and following my dreams. I'm better at everything than you.
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