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  1. @HotMessMandy Glad you are back. You were missed. Your snarkiness makes my #Days experience complete.
  2. Happy that I finally figured out how to delete games with dummies from @DrawSomething!
  3. Lame ass day. So looking forward to going home....in just a half hour. #worktweet
  4. Time to go & regret not calling in to work.
  5. My kid just stood in front of me chewing on breakfast..reached in his mouth, pulled out a tooth...put it in my hand & wandered off. Eewww...
  6. Attention:For those who keep telling me to NOT drink @RedBull..when I want unsolicited dumbass advice I will come to you. Until then ZIP IT!
  7. @cutefont That's horrible!! Sorry that happened!
  8. I guess while the kids are distracted...this could be my best chance at getting a shower today.
  9. Somebody is gonna need a nap or else they will get very cranky by this afternoon. And by "somebody", I mean me.
  10. This is gonna make for a LLOONNGG day!
  11. Do Autistic children ever learn to appreciate sleeping in?
  12. My kid chose to start his 4 day weekend at 4:30 this morning. 4-freakin'-30 on a morning that we both could have slept in on!
  13. Note to self: Make sure ALL windows are up..not just driver's side.
  14. ROFLMAO!!!
  15. Wondering what the hell was up with Hubs? Haven't heard from him all. I sent messages & nothing. So I call..phone is ringing in living room.
  16. If he (Austin) were my husband...I swear...I think I would beat him...regularly. #Days
  17. Extra damn snow days!!! Holy Hell!! I did NOT know school was gonna be closed on Friday also! So much to get done tomorrow.
  18. Carrie should feed Austin peanut butter so he will shut up for a few minutes & let her get a word in. #Days
  19. Sinuses = BAD....Bed = GOOD. Unfortunately, life gets in the way again & I got to go take my boys to therapies.
  20. I feel as if I have had a productive evening...& that's messed up..that's the time I prefer to do nothing..like Hubs.