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ImEveryKurtlan

@DitaVonTeese I've heard of sheep being rented for border collies to herd... Not sure if the same principle applies. about 7 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to DitaVonTeese
phyllisstein Did you know? Don't Trust the B— in Apt. 23 is actually adapted from a Wagner opera called Don't Trust the Jew in Ferienwohnung 22. 4:30 AM May 27th via web Retweeted by ImEveryKurtlan and 11 others
LOLGOP Religious Freedom - n. the ability to tell women what to do. 6:20 AM May 27th via TweetDeck Retweeted by ImEveryKurtlan and 127 others
@AZEALIABANKS #MERMAIDBALLNYC Kurtlan.Scott@gmail.com! I help.fund balls in #boston. Category is: needing this REALNESS 7:45 AM May 25th via Twitter for Android in reply to AZEALIABANKS
@mcahalane awesome! Let ne know if you need any suggestions. 7:24 AM May 25th via Twitter for Android in reply to mcahalane
@mcahalane check out Florence + The Machine's album "Ceremonials." 7:19 AM May 25th via Twitter for Android in reply to mcahalane
@mcahalane definitely! I use #Spotify all day every day! 7:01 AM May 25th via Twitter for Android in reply to mcahalane
Is anyone else #kvelling over the weather in #Boston? Oy, such a shonda to inside an office today. 8:50 AM May 24th via web from Boston, MA
Pretty sure @JJS_III isn't on #GChat so he can avoid talking about what to do about our car. #Iknowthings 8:33 AM May 24th via web from Boston, MA
@silverspeakers Ha! Maybe I should have stayed with it. My teacher freaked me out. I was a timid kid. 7:58 AM May 24th via web from Boston, MA in reply to silverspeakers
@silverspeakers I always regretted not learning how to play the piano. My father insisted I try playing guitar. That didn't last. 7:53 AM May 24th via web from Boston, MA in reply to silverspeakers
LOLGOP By November, Mitt will be claiming that he gave birth to Steve Jobs. 2:09 PM May 23rd via Facebook Retweeted by ImEveryKurtlan and 41 others
ImOverhead Wait. So Zuckerberg can make a bajillion dollars but a #nonprofit leader can't make a decent salary? Bahackwards! #ImOverhead 9:22 AM May 23rd via TweetDeck Retweeted by ImEveryKurtlan and 3 others
@ImOverhead If I were religious, I'd set up an altar for ya'll. Preeeeaach! 11:31 AM May 23rd via web from Boston, MA
MassGLBTyouth Parent support of #LGBTyouth in spite of discomfort helps promote their well-being. Show your support, attend a hearing mcglbty.org 10:02 AM May 23rd via HootSuite Retweeted by ImEveryKurtlan and 1 other
@npshana Just re-envisioning/piloting an e-mail appeal process at our nonprofit. Any best practices u can share? Tips? 9:34 AM May 23rd via web from Boston, MA in reply to npshana
Does anyone have any #nonprofit brochures that they feel are just the bees' knees? Trying to do some research. 9:33 AM May 23rd via web from Boston, MA
Thanks to @sldoolittle I downloaded my #FREE copy of the #Nonprofit narrative! thx! amzn.to/KoV40f #writing #kindle 8:59 AM May 23rd via web from Boston, MA
Anyone listening to @monstersandmen? I'm doing my obsessive thing on @spotify w/ them this week. 7:38 AM May 23rd via web from Boston, MA
@ashkalei Ha! Although armed with an MBA u'll be unstoppable! I'm good. Gearing up the the Thirsty Games! Hope u & Matty can make it. 7:35 AM May 23rd via web from Boston, MA in reply to ashkalei

Name Kurtlan Massarsky
Location Salem, MA
Web http://www.facebo...
Bio A boy/man growing up with his puppies/dogs, kittens/cats and his boyfriend. Non-Profit enthusiast. Activist/Realist. Genuinely believes in irony.