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ImAwake2

  1. Bummer. I just discovered my health insurance doesn't cover Altoids. 4:51 PM Mar 3rd, 2011 via web
  2. Contrary to popular belief, not everybody was kung fu fighting. I was taking a nap. 3:54 PM Mar 3rd, 2011 via web
  3. Right now my attention span is more like attention spam. 5:21 PM Mar 2nd, 2011 via web
  4. I'm following @charliesheen. Someone has to do it. 4:45 PM Mar 2nd, 2011 via web
  5. I got a great review at work today. I guess this means they're expecting me to do some actual work now. 3:57 PM Mar 2nd, 2011 via web
  6. What's with these solar flares? Next it will be skinny jeans and flower print bell-bottoms. Imagine the effect on our electronica from that. 3:42 PM Mar 2nd, 2011 via web
  7. Lindsay Lohan may be in a Superman movie. It's called "Superman Gets Wasted, Steals Shit & Flashes His Junk While Exiting a Limo, Part 1." 7:02 PM Feb 10th, 2011 via web
  8. @punslingerr Omg. I actually do remember that one. Talk about a blast from the past! 6:14 PM Feb 10th, 2011 via web in reply to punslingerr
  9. @punslingerr What?!? I thought YOU knew. 5:32 PM Feb 10th, 2011 via web in reply to punslingerr
  10. @punslingerr I remember that one! 5:26 PM Feb 10th, 2011 via web in reply to punslingerr
  11. It's fashion week in NYC. Time to break out the orange traffic cone headwear and airplane propeller shoulder pads. 5:22 PM Feb 10th, 2011 via web
  12. I think I'm becoming addicted to home improvement shows. I may have to hit a few Boring Anonymous meetings. 2:48 PM Feb 10th, 2011 via web
  13. Watching Wayne and Garth on SNL discussing their Winter's Bones. Party on. 8:34 PM Feb 5th, 2011 via web
  14. You had me at Hello Kitty. #worstpickuplines 7:17 PM Feb 1st, 2011 via web
  15. Hey! Who replaced my facial features with those of Mrs. Potato Head while I was asleep? 3:51 PM Feb 1st, 2011 via web
  16. Who am I wearing this winter? Why, Kenny of South Park, of course. 2:33 PM Feb 1st, 2011 via web
  17. @joeschmitt "You Bastard '11" works for me. 12:25 PM Feb 1st, 2011 via web in reply to joeschmitt
  18. This snow would be beautiful if it were somewhere else instead of here. Thank you sir may we have another? 12:03 PM Feb 1st, 2011 via web
  19. @RanGt Thank you. Missed you too and the rest of this looney bin. 11:56 AM Feb 1st, 2011 via web in reply to RanGt
  20. They say no 2 snowflakes are alike but I could swear I just saw a couple of them wearing THE SAME Dior gown a few of minutes ago. 4:35 AM Feb 1st, 2011 via web