ImAVeronica
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It's sweet how you lie to me in an attempt to make me feel normal.
8:48 PM Nov 9th, 2009
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And because I don't feel like doing damage control later, I'll just tell you now that I was kidding.
Feel better?
Good.
7:54 PM Nov 9th, 2009
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Damn, girl. Why you have to go and get all serious? We liked you better when you were always drunk.
7:53 PM Nov 9th, 2009
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There's nothing like attending a workshop for parents of difficult children. Especially when you realize yours really ISN'T.
6:53 PM Nov 9th, 2009
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@ Oh no.
6:52 PM Nov 9th, 2009
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in reply to wifeoftj
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I miss trans fat.
6:36 PM Nov 9th, 2009
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I love my kid but I also miss the days when he couldn't walk or talk. And he fit in my purse.
12:17 PM Nov 9th, 2009
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I'm no good at unfollowing. Or breaking up. I prefer to wage low-grade wars of attrition.
12:13 PM Nov 9th, 2009
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@ Birkenstocks are sandals that look like something Jesus would wear.
12:09 PM Nov 9th, 2009
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@ I really can't tell the difference anymore.
11:47 AM Nov 9th, 2009
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in reply to madbull4
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I haven't actually worn a pair of Birkenstocks since 2003, but that doesn't make me any less of a hippie pacifist.
11:40 AM Nov 9th, 2009
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SHH!
My ovaries have something to say.
10:51 AM Nov 9th, 2009
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RT @ It's as if Americans have forgotten that today is 9/11.
8:20 AM Nov 9th, 2009
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I used to have lovely penmanship. Then I traded it for being able to type faster than I think, but oh hey apparently that's not an upgrade.
7:06 PM Nov 8th, 2009
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Snowy-tressed Earth-mother-princess Maypole-dancers can't fathom why I want to dye my grey.
I'm looking at you, Mom.
2:15 PM Nov 8th, 2009
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Part-time love is highly underrated.
12:13 PM Nov 8th, 2009
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@ Heh. <3
12:11 PM Nov 8th, 2009
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in reply to Spinchange
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You may think I'm Tumblr-spamming. But really I'm just posting filler until my boobs get pushed to page two.
10:58 AM Nov 8th, 2009
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I'm as fickle as it gets.
8:02 PM Nov 7th, 2009
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If you need more than a glimpse of my ass, go hit a museum or something. I'm filed under pre-Raphaelite.
9:51 PM Nov 6th, 2009
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- Name Maria
- Location Grenada
- Web http://favstar.fm...
- Bio When the moon is in the 7th house, and Jupiter aligns with Mars, then peace will guide our planet, and I will post photos of my boobs. Flavors.me/PiscesInPurple
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