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IlonaCoggswater

  1. @magichat Wacko, my favorite drink aside from Tab. I'll promise a nice seat in heaven if you bring it back. :) 11:26 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to magichat
  2. My Dad has a special place for people like Charles Worley. It's called Hell. 5:45 PM May 21st via web
  3. Be a man. No, be a woman, even better. #overheard 7:03 AM May 5th via web
  4. Sad but true. RT @lizzwinstead Our country has gotten so insane that when I tweet a joke these days, it is unclear that it may be fiction 6:56 AM May 5th via web in reply to lizzwinstead
  5. The bots seem to love me. Thank you. I'll take love wherever I can find it. #SecondGreatestStoryEverTold. 6:52 AM May 5th via web
  6. #thingsbetterthensex Um, is there something better? 6:50 AM May 5th via web
  7. MCA ~ Adam- I ♥ you. Thank you for all the joy and inspiration you brought to this world. An original. #BeastieBoys 6:49 AM May 5th via web
  8. :) MT @JuddApatow @Ryantuc: was a little skeptical about Girls. I've never been more wrong. It's spectacular : Ryan, it takes a big man. 6:46 AM May 5th via web in reply to JuddApatow
  9. Miss me? Was off trying to save mankind. This week, it's just not happening. 6:44 AM May 5th via web
  10. About to issue new Commandment: Thy shall not throw thy groceries down self checkout belt while fellow man is still bagging theirs. #BeKind 3:18 PM Apr 29th via web
  11. Seriously? No. RT @All_About_Jesus When you fast brush your hair and wash your face, so people can't see you're fasting - Matthew 6:17-18 9:08 PM Apr 25th via web in reply to All_About_Jesus
  12. Will spread the word! RT @spencertweedy Help my friend Miles laugh in the face of cancer jokes4miles.com #Jokes4Miles 9:05 PM Apr 25th via web in reply to spencertweedy
  13. Hell yeah!! RT @DrJenGunter My new button that I wear everywhere (had it made) twitter.com/DrJenGunter/st… 6:33 AM Apr 24th via web in reply to DrJenGunter
  14. I need to fix this. RT @HuffPostWomen The #1 reason not to think about buying a swimsuit huff.to/I5RYzX 6:27 AM Apr 24th via web in reply to HuffPostWomen
  • Name Ilona Ann Coggswater
  • Location Everywhere (no, really)
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  • Bio I am the Daughter of God, sent here to save the planet. We have only one commandment now: Be Kind.
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