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illliterate

  1. Think I might dine on something lo-cal at a local locale. Suggestions Fort Greeners?
  2. "F&%# ... those G*#%*#% eBooks. They can't be the future! They may well be... I will be dead. I won't give a S#!+." ~ Maurice Sendak
  3. @patrickdehahn Pearl St. turns into Bowery. Y'all headed back to Union Square?
  4. That's a lot of kids! RT @OccupyWallStNYC: HS STUDENTS CONVERGING at Fort Greene monument! #WalkItOut #M1GS po.st/smIQCT
  5. @gimmeshetler You running another marathon, crazy lady?
  6. I like the expression, "I don't give *two* shits," as it suggests you might give "a single solitary shit."
  7. On the subway, PYT gets up casually upon realizing the unkempt man next to her is making a thumb & pinky phone and talking to it earnestly.
  8. These days, putting yellow pages on peoples' stoops should be a fineable offense. twitpic.com/9b0syw
  9. The Ill Literate Weekly Fake News is out! bit.ly/9fAQ2n ▸ Top stories today via @effedparkslope @bhoggard @caseykelbaugh @magdasawon
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  15. Ill. RT @Jesselansner: This @TheEconomist article about Parks & Rec is "literally" the best thing I have read all day. econ.st/AhAmEp
  16. Linsanity! RT @infinitewords14: Well, at least the #Knicks pulled out a win...5 straight
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  18. @okwerdz @SadatX @C_Rayz_Walz @RAHZELTHELEGEND It's been on heavy heavy rotation of late. Great beat. Great rhymes. Hilarious references.