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  1. "Brown Demands Faster Knee Jerks to Tackle Terrorism" via Cultsha http://bit.ly/5l0uBH
  2. From @Cultsha - Doctor, Writer Quizzed Over Reopened Murder Cases http://bit.ly/7zrOYS
  3. Want to cure your stage 4 metastatic bowel cancer? There’s an app for that http://bit.ly/1phXAB
  4. Jeez, there's an app for everything: http://bit.ly/aPzWX
  5. FFS Twitter told you NOT to tweet about Twitter Lists! Incidentally, check out my list, 'Dickwads', when you get the chance
  6. Sorry, did I say that? That was rude
  7. Happy Friendship Day, you bunch of fucking dicks
  8. Wow. I haven't updated in three weeks. Didn't know it was that long
  9. In case anyone believes Britain is a classless society http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8131698.stm
  10. England is going to have to modify its general attitude towards air conditioning
  11. @ruthseeley Well I get on well with these neighbours, so will see what happens. Hopefully they will be amenable
  12. @ruthseeley Better. No building presently. Think workmen may be relatives doing a favour. Worries me that they could be working w/ends only
  13. So it turns out God isn't black, but She is female http://tinyurl.com/ncs5y9 Thus spake Sarah Palin
  14. @ruthseeley There's an evil underground committee coming up with this stuff somewhere
  15. Grouchy this morning. Who decides it's reasonable to build scaffolding outside my fucking window on a fucking Sunday at 8 A-cunting-M?
  16. @ruskin147 Robbed-ish. Dawson's right about the gouging red/yellow point. Didn't see it, but if the touch judge did, it's automatic red
  17. @afuahirsch Perhaps Prince Phil could black up
  18. RT @cheeky_geeky This just in: a famous person has died - http://digg.com/d1utjD (via @cath_sitterding) #michaeljackson
  19. @charlesarthur I might add: Had he not taken copious volumes of drugs and painkillers and repeatedly undergone unnecessary surgery...
  20. YES! 100! (Until Twitter cottons on and deletes all the spam accounts)