Illiter8
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@ Pretty sure characters named Amber are contracturally obligated to be slutty as well.
3 minutes ago
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in reply to ShittingtonUK
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@ It would be good if they had a girl named Amber, too. She'd be good at horses and archery, even though she was a girl.
8 minutes ago
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in reply to Illiter8
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@ Mr. Vice President, I honor and respect you so much. Thank you for sharing your personal story about depression after your loss.
19 minutes ago
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in reply to JoeBiden
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Okay, tell me this ugly-ass metro trash can doesn't look like the bastard child of Darth Vader and R2D2...
24 minutes ago
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Shout out to amphibians. Swimmin' swimmin' swimmin' then BAM! walkin' walkin' walkin'
29 minutes ago
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No idea, but there damn well should be.
“@: Will there be a guy named "Lord Malthus Prenup" in the story?”
21 minutes ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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DRUNK HULK PUT GAYS BEHIND 100 MILE ELECTRIC FENCE! IF IT MEANT PROTECT THEM FROM BULLY WHO HIDE BEHIND RELIGION!
1:07 PM May 23rd
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Jose Canseco texts BuzzFeed to inform us he is considering a presidential bid.
36 minutes ago
via Tweet Button
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Heavy heart today. Memorial Day and my folks wedding anniversary. Both Fine veterans
about 1 hour ago
via TweetDeck
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1) Why does it matter? 2) I'm straight & stand for Marriage Equality & an end to bigotry & bullying of any kind RT @: Are u gay?
about 1 hour ago
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in reply to RaquellJones
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Eight hrs and fifteen min later, I've officially entered LA. Still, three stops before getting to the metro to my house..
about 1 hour ago
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free drinks tip: bust into a bar all winded demanding to know what year it is & tell tales about the malevolent insect lord
about 2 hours ago
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@ @ @ @ Nice! Have you ever heard of anyone so hypocritical? Oh, right:
about 1 hour ago
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in reply to AnnTBush
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FUN FACT: Between Them, Donald Trump and Newt Gingrich Have Had More Wives than Mitt Romney's Grandfather
about 1 hour ago
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@ @ weird, here's the picture I took of Rob and Justin.
about 1 hour ago
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in reply to laurenmasterson
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is gr8 but they couldn't write I Like To Fire People, The Trees Are The Right Height , or my personal fav These Cookies Look Like Shit.
about 2 hours ago
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Accidentally ordered a 24-pack of condors. Impressive birds, and they've killed three burglars, but that typo cost me $178,000.
about 1 hour ago
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Come see my tour! , , , , , & : RT!
about 1 hour ago
via Tweetbot for iOS
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Romney: "The world is not safe!" Well, Mittens, you're the one who wants to ban contraception.
about 2 hours ago
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@ @ Safe bet. When Mitt's not on the trail trying to be normal-like, he does prefer his comfies:
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to Illiter8
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- Name LynnSanity
- Location WcoastFL
- Bio Wife to @slsgrant, mom of 2, staggering through it all one day at a time. Like: PBO DNC UFC NFL NWA DMB NIN BBC HBO
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