IlanaOzernoy
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Snow makes everything better.
11:12 AM Dec 5th
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Cooking time: 6 hours. Eating time: 20 mins. Food coma: ongoing.
2:37 PM Nov 26th
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The best thing about leaving New York is coming back.
4:02 PM Nov 23rd
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RT @: Nothing brilliant can happen until you feel left behind, lost, and far outside of any so-called scene. Then UR onto
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12:56 PM Nov 22nd
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RT @: A writer takes earnest measures to secure his solitude and then finds endless ways to squander it. -Don DeLillo
3:23 PM Nov 20th
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A fashion mag once ran this caption: "Ilana prefers lip gloss over guns any day." Well, yes, I guess that's true.
3:56 PM Nov 19th
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People ask for advice when they need confirmation for what they already believe to be true.
3:11 PM Nov 16th
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Sounds of Mom's house: clock ticking, water drip-dripping, dog scratching ear, book pages rustling, tap tap tap on keys, peacefulness.
9:29 AM Nov 14th
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RT @ I am an obscure, doubly obscure, writer with an unpronounceable name. -Vladimir Nabokov
8:39 AM Nov 13th
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With every mistake we must surely be learning...Still my keyboard gently weeps.
7:36 AM Nov 13th
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The problem with creating your own world in a book is that when you finish writing and emerge, the real world pales in comparison.
4:57 PM Nov 10th
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I want something to happen. I don't know what. Just ... something.
9:21 PM Nov 9th
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I'd rather wait a year for the DVD to come out so I can watch it all in one go than wait a week for the next episode.
6:09 AM Nov 9th
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What's the point of being an adult if you can't exercise your powers to have pizza for breakfast?
7:56 AM Nov 8th
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The world thinks it's Saturday, but I know it's really Tuesday. Why else would I be home working instead of getting Wine Flu with the rest?
4:40 PM Nov 7th
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I'm fighting my chronic punctuality by scheduling myself to be late.
1:59 PM Nov 5th
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Just when you fear you've become jaded, NYC slaps your cheek with a woman on the street corner selling "Obama Condoms."
2:55 PM Nov 4th
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Looking up restaurant address for strangers on iPhone is the new helping lil' ole lady across the street.
10:52 AM Nov 3rd
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When creativity isn't given an outlet, it turns inward and starts eating.
7:13 AM Nov 3rd
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Coffee Before Bed, you wily beast. You let me fall asleep and just when I think I've gotten away with it, you wake me at 5 AM.
2:36 AM Nov 3rd
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- Name Ilana Ozernoy
- Location New York
- Web http://ilanaozern...
- Bio Writer/Aspiring troublemaker. Book on Russia out next fall.
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