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IlanaCT

  1. @MissVersatile Oh my. We'll see if we can find someone worthy! xxx
  2. Just read an article in the Jewish Press. I'm sorry, brain.
  3. @RonCharles @booklist_keir But he doesn't actually WRITE all the books...he's the James Patterson Factory.
  4. @AlexHonigsberg Yoko Kanno? ;)
  5. It is still the weirdest thing ever when someone speaks Hebrew outside my window.
  6. @marksarvas Thank you. That is ALWAYS good to do.
  7. Oh man--nothing more awesome than a brilliant friend texting: "Is there more novel? I want more novel!"
  8. @marksarvas Good luck. :)
  9. @marksarvas When I get really stuck, I read @Sugar_TheRumpus's "Write Like a Motherf*er" column...but now I'd better just write.
  10. @marksarvas Thanks. I think it'll just have to be rough, & then I'll go back & beat it into submission. Not that I feel violent or anything
  11. @JackReichert of course :)
  12. If Southern Gospel doesn't make this chapter come out, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO anymore.
  13. @charliejane Aw, that is sort of sweet.
  14. @AlexHonigsberg (hug)
  15. @jbwhelan e-zackly
  16. @jbwhelan The words running through my head are distinctly impolite.
  17. @jbwhelan Yeah.
  18. @HarryR But you have a trophy wife...that's something!
  19. @HarryR Wow. :) You must be proud
  20. @HarryR I really can't stand her now. I think it's pathetic the way Orthodox people follow her like a sheep because she's in Hollywood