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Ihatediamonds

  1. Kevin Durant in glasses is very close to one of my ideas of the perfect male specimen. about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. @ChelseyWithAWHY Literally that is all I attract lately. Need to have my chakras adjusted or something. about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ChelseyWithAWHY
  3. @dtylermeyer YOU'RE the guy who blows up the casual Friday dress code curve. Jerk. about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to dtylermeyer
  4. I don't even understand how someone falls that stupidly. about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. @dtylermeyer Looking forward to your commentary. In my head you're sitting at the desk in a tux & still aren't the most ridiculously dressed about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to dtylermeyer
  6. @Budini @chelseywithawhy Really? Is that the standard we're shooting for? <imagine this said in the voice of Lady Grantham> about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Budini
  7. Found out that the cute new sous, who felt me up in the walk-in (I was totally cool with it), is married with 2 kids. Brb in 2013. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  8. @ChelseyWithAWHY @budini You aren't a judge. You have no power here! about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ChelseyWithAWHY
  9. When the niece starts sobbing as you are dropping her off at the airport, you know you are doing a good job. Or she just needs a nap. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  10. @Budini @chelseywithawhy Even better! It's made from the essence of the inferiority complexes of other, lesser "cities" about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Budini
  11. @ChelseyWithAWHY @budini It's going to give you both wrinkles. Next time I'm home, IN LA, I'll pick you both up some special night cream. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ChelseyWithAWHY
  12. @ChelseyWithAWHY Child please. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ChelseyWithAWHY
  13. Ah, Ex who took the trouble to schedule a phone date to tell me something "really important" never called. Perfect eg of my life trend. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  14. @Budini @realmattymcboy I think I need two senseis! about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Budini
  15. @ChelseyWithAWHY If by "we all" you mean "Haters with lame taste who WISHED they lived in LA" then I'll concede that point. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ChelseyWithAWHY
  16. @RealMattyMcBoy My new Sensei, Matty McHood (as in Robin). about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RealMattyMcBoy
  17. @RealMattyMcBoy Worth the possibly boring small talk about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RealMattyMcBoy
  18. Changed my own damn tire! Now if I can just figure out how to produce my own sperm I'm set for life. about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  19. @Susan_B_Awesome That's beyond perfect timing! Now I have to work on my meeting SusanB body! about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Susan_B_Awesome
  20. @Susan_B_Awesome Portland, OR? Depending on when you're there, I might be driving through. I'd exit I-5 to meet you :) about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Susan_B_Awesome