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dmariefrank #HonorTheFallen Today is a day of remembrance for our Hero's! Some how thx doesn't seem enough but Thank you all!! May all of you RIP. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for Android Retweeted by IfIWereObama and 9 others
iBuyMyOwnShit Y'all kill me with "Romney isn't qualified." OBAMA IS?!? 5 minutes as a Senator, nontenured law professor and community organizer? Whatever! about 6 hours ago via web Retweeted by IfIWereObama and 23 others
KLSouth When Hillary is off meeting with the President of Congo, in Congo, its safe 2 say that is exactly where Obama ...and Bill want her. 10:32 PM May 26th via TweetDeck Retweeted by IfIWereObama and 1 other
scarlett_0hara Socialist Cuba face toilet paper shortage huff.to/xltYX - I have a brilliant idea: Let's have socialism here! Weee! #ocra #tcot #sgp 10:30 PM May 26th via TweetDeck Retweeted by IfIWereObama and 3 others
DameYankee A User's Guide To Smoking Pot With Barack Obama buzzfeed.com/gavon/a-users-… @coondawg68 @bigguywj @linnlondon1 @grammy620 @reaganpal157 7:41 AM May 26th via Tweet Button Retweeted by IfIWereObama and 2 others
TheFlaCracker Here's a little secret. Liberals plan to take all the money you paid into Social Security and spend in then play DUMB #teaparty #tcot #gop 4:31 PM May 26th via TweetDeck Retweeted by IfIWereObama
NatalieDuvalNY Will the 1991 Biography Discovery Force Obama to Open the Hood? bit.ly/Krda0K #tcot #tlot 11:13 PM May 25th via twitterfeed Retweeted by IfIWereObama
#basichumanrights Domestic terrorist friends that will try to force citizens from criticizing you. 1:28 PM May 25th via web
detlions81 Not being punished with a baby #BasicHumanRight 1:23 PM May 25th via web Retweeted by IfIWereObama
#basichumanrights Calling something a basic human right just to get it for free 1:24 PM May 25th via web
#basichumanrights Pushing little girls 1:22 PM May 25th via web
LaydiHD "If socialism was so popular, it wouldn't have to be imposed and maintained at the point of a gun all over the world. #Rush 1:20 PM May 25th via web Retweeted by IfIWereObama and 1 other
Drudge_Report WASHPOST: Forget BAIN, Obama's public-equity record is real scandal... drudge.tw/K4AGCi 7:20 AM May 25th via Drudge Retweeted by IfIWereObama and 76 others
TheWrightWingv2 #BrettKimberlin Democrats have long history of embracing unrepentant, manipulative sociopaths, felons, terrorists & mass murderers #tcot #p2 8:55 AM May 25th via web Retweeted by IfIWereObama and 7 others
#Liberal #DomesticTerrorist #BrettKimberlin Admitted to selling weed to Dan Quayle. #tcot #p2 8:52 AM May 25th via web
#Liberal #DomesticTerrorist #BrettKimberlin's daughter's facebook profile: tinyurl.com/6sqwk24 I wonder if she know her dad is a terrorist? 8:44 AM May 25th via web
#Liberal #DomesticTerrorist Brett Kimberlin's facebook profile facebook.com/profile.php?id… #tcot 8:38 AM May 25th via web
Patterico I could have been killed for blogging. tinyurl.com/brettkimberlin #BrettKimberlin 1:05 AM May 25th via TweetDeck Retweeted by IfIWereObama and 518 others
TPO_Hisself With a butt like a Buick, where does @MichelleObama get off telling us how to eat? What next, Caring for your people by Kim Jung Un? 8:10 AM May 25th via web Retweeted by IfIWereObama and 2 others
American1st Mr Obama u are a LIAR, UR 1st year was astronomical so your next 3 yrs were still huge next to all other presidents! U PASSED NO BUDGET LIAR 7:16 AM May 25th via web Retweeted by IfIWereObama

Name IfIWereObama
Location Flip Flop, USA
Bio If I were Obama, these would be my tweets & you would be my sheep. Officially the worst president ever! Took a bad situation & made it 10x worse. #tcot