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ieatmykidzsnack

  1. Thank you to all (past & present) who protect our country. A special shout out to my favorite badass, @jcharles_ about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. @butterwald I know. We should have joined bbq's. about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to butterwald
  3. @butterwald You are cutting edge Mini. BBQ fun? about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to butterwald
  4. About to smoke the biggest, fattest joint in my backyard & look at the stars. about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. @butterwald For me? 8:51 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. @butterwald Cracking up about last night. 8:43 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. Operation BBQ in full effect. According to my fucking cat we're grilling burgers, hot dogs, bird & mouse. 7:44 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. So many laughs. So much fun. 10:17 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. @PenguinRobot You'd want to ride her. 5:08 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to PenguinRobot
  10. @PenguinRobot Umm no. I have a friend I call Mini. 5:06 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to PenguinRobot
  11. Headed out with my broken love. See ya soon Mini. 4:48 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. No child! It is never ok for you to "just quickly poop" while I'm in the shower. And then forget to flush!!!!! 4:10 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. And God said, let men hold umbrellas while they grill. 1:23 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. Boob sweat assemble! 10:12 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. So @WendiAarons posted this & now I'm crying. Love these kinds of videos: vimeo.com/42828824 If you don't love this you're dead inside. 8:00 AM May 26th via web in reply to WendiAarons
  16. Mind you the egg cracked because my husband, the love of my life was drunk last night & fell holding the pizza & a pricey bottle of wine. 6:10 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. Tarry Lodge Guanciale pizza for breakfast. Be jealous. 6:02 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. I want to do very dirty things with Bradley Cooper. 7:37 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  19. Wish me luck getting all 5 to bed. 6:25 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  20. Snuggled on the couch with my babes & my sister's babes. #Happy 5:38 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone