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  1. Boy looking at Inglorious Basterds poster: "Mom, I can't see that because people die in it." Mother: "Yes you can, they're Nazis."4:28 PM May 25th from TwitterFon
  2. @get_bent did I miss a Skype from you?2:29 PM May 25th from TwitterFon
  3. I fear Oprah is decomposing8:45 PM May 23rd from TwitterFon
  4. God dammit Rumble In The Bronx is so good.11:09 PM May 22nd from TwitterFon
  5. @blackrhinoceros I wish there were a "like" button on here.12:25 PM May 16th from TwitterFon in reply to blackrhinoceros
  6. RT @douggpound: this guy wants me to invest in 70's sitcoms. seems like a fonzie scheme to me.6:34 PM May 15th from TwitterFon
  7. Riding the high of her $5 lottery win, the cashier at the exxon let me have my coffee for free!11:33 AM Apr 23rd from TwitterFon
  8. @pigeonparty I noticed, was trying to get a hold of you somehow, cervix is on penn&kingwood.9:19 PM Apr 21st from TwitterFon in reply to pigeonparty
  9. @BenSaunders check yr local craigslist brutha11:52 PM Apr 19th from TwitterFon in reply to BenSaunders
  10. Might be getting a piano for free tomorrow. Fingers crossed10:19 PM Apr 19th from TwitterFon
  11. My 5 example slang terms for the mentally ill: crazy, unhinged, nuts, balls, testicles.2:43 PM Apr 14th from TwitterFon
  12. Also, his name is Eliot Ness. Woah.2:08 PM Apr 14th from TwitterFon
  13. Reading the facebook chat of the kid in front of me over his shoulder is fun. Reading his horribly failed attempts at flirting is not.1:57 PM Apr 14th from TwitterFon
  14. One upside to showing Watchmen is that I get to watch that opening montage every time.6:25 PM Apr 13th from TwitterFon
  15. Woman who drove 9 hours from Connecticut and left our screening of "The Passion" because "god told her to" is back to give it another shot..3:11 PM Apr 13th from TwitterFon
  16. Can't help but laugh when I realize I'm playing a game called "Flow" while pooping.10:11 AM Apr 11th from TwitterFon
  17. My kind of morning3:40 AM Apr 3rd from TwitterFon
  18. @jamesforeman Now that I think about it the antibiotic I was on recently got rid of mine reflux. It was getting alarming and unbearable, too1:50 PM Apr 2nd from TwitterFon in reply to jamesforeman
  19. Octo-mom looks too much like Angelina Jolie to not be a delicately constructed parody. She must have upset some very powerul people.7:34 PM Apr 1st from TwitterFon
  20. Got you April fools.3:01 PM Apr 1st from TwitterFon