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  1. I can't take these parades seriously. People are singing atop of cardboard and feathers. Geriatric hip hop dancers. Makes me hate Santa. 10:44 AM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  2. CU forever. FTS. 8:56 PM Nov 22nd from web
  3. @elliottyamin HAHA!! Damn right!!! ROCKETS!!!!!! 11:15 PM Nov 15th from Tweetie in reply to elliottyamin
  4. @PMLynn A mighty storm's a comin'. Right yourself with the Almighty. The end is nigh. 10:59 AM Nov 12th from web in reply to PMLynn
  5. Roland Emmerich. Hmmm. 9:37 AM Nov 11th from web
  6. @MrMattWatkins Your stream looked a little thin. I'd see a physician. Could be prostate troubles. 11:06 AM Nov 3rd from web in reply to MrMattWatkins
  7. @elliottyamin ummm because the Lakers suck. The Houston Rockets are the best and you know it. Even your Fatburger buddy knows it. :) 10:52 PM Oct 23rd from Tweetie in reply to elliottyamin
  8. @PMLynn It's your birthday. Happy birthday! God bless America. 12:46 PM Oct 14th from web in reply to PMLynn
  9. @ERIKAjaneC Hey Erika! It has been a long minute or two. I'm still Idoling. Good times. How are you?? 10:18 AM Oct 13th from web in reply to ERIKAjaneC
  10. @MrMattWatkins Thanks for the tip. You're a gem. 3:26 PM Oct 12th from web in reply to MrMattWatkins
  11. Dear followers: Are you reusing catheters? You don't have to anymore. Feel the joy and freedom a fresh catheter can bring to your family. 10:42 PM Oct 3rd from web
  12. Dear followers: D Gibbons is a very bad man. 9:08 PM Oct 1st from web
  13. Dear followers. Back up your iphones. Make sure the apps, music are synced w/itunes. Contacts too. I went down-lost some good men today. 9:38 PM Sep 25th from web
  14. Can it be possible that Jay Leno's new show is even less funny than his old late night show?? Yes, yes it is. 10:15 PM Sep 16th from Tweetie
  15. Dear followers, sliced and fried pork belly is nutritious to my body - and to yours. 10:35 AM Sep 16th from Tweetie
  16. @MrMattWatkins The Liberty Bell rings only for those who love freedom. It is silent to those who pray to the devil. Keep trying commie. 2:52 PM Sep 9th from Tweetie in reply to MrMattWatkins
  17. @MishavonnaH Is there any other Norm?!? How are you? Staying out of trouble??? 10:03 AM Sep 8th from Tweetie in reply to MishavonnaH
  18. Riding on the hood of a police car at 60 mph, sirens blaring, makes for a great day. Getting cuffed and stuffed into a cruiser, extra cool. 6:08 PM Sep 7th from Tweetie
  19. Dear followers. Your leader is displeased. Idle time is the devils workshop. Your labors make you suitable to my loving eye. Toil with joy. 11:15 PM Sep 3rd from Tweetie
  20. The High Council of the Swollen Lamb has appointed @TobyJG as "Elder of Balloon Hats," now that he has reached a proper man's age. H B D! 11:50 AM Sep 2nd from Tweetie in reply to TobyJG