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  1. Watching a friend's dog-- it's a humptastic spectacular between my dog and his.
  2. Amazed at how useful Twitter is for protesters in Iran. Check out #gr88 or #iranelection to find out what's happening on the ground.
  3. Finally mostly healthy! It's about time.
  4. tIoP has been touched by His Noodly Appendage: http://tinyurl.com/cpyncu
  5. Correction: The Idea of Progress is on his way to a BILLION followers. Just 999,999,997 to go!
  6. The Idea of Progress is on his way to a million followers on Twitter. Just 999,997 to go!
  7. I'm not lazy. I'm just preparing.
  8. I don't want to work. Don't want to! You can't make me!
  9. @SWAIM_CORP If love is a hypotonouse... hipotanous...hypomoose... damn it, I'm screwed. I can't even spell it.
  10. Now that Oprah's on Twitter, I feel that it is now 'hip.'
  11. Do people actually read Twitter, or do they just like talking about it like they do?
  12. Beer is no substitute for sleep.
  13. I consider Cuban cigars family. May I visit them?
  14. For some reason, Portland smells like wet newspaper and flatulance today.
  15. Ask Wikipedia. It has all of the answers you seek. Most of them are somewhat true.
  16. The Idea of Progress: Rated PG since 2006.
  17. Superbabies and Scientology on the blog today.
  18. The Idea of Progress likes cake.
  19. It would be a lot easier keeping abreast of trends if they would let me know about them beforehand.
  20. Are people on Twitter called Twitts?