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AndrewzCooper #Libdems rejoicing over 'their' pasty tax victory this evening while the #NHS burns thanks to their MP's duplicity. about 11 hours ago via TweetDeck Retweeted by Iananities and 125 others
markthomasinfo Warsi says she will "fully co-operate with any investigation." Really? What were her other options? Get a disguise and go on the run? about 18 hours ago via web Retweeted by Iananities and 115 others
@elliejupp Big thanks due to @rowandobbins - his patience and training saw me through! 1:29 PM May 27th via web in reply to elliejupp
Yes people, my bike & I conqured the Dutch Alps and the Essex Massif. If you still want to sposor me please go to justgiving.com/Holland-is-fla… 1:21 PM May 27th via web
I am back from London Amsterdam cycle, largely intact, wholly triumphant. Big thanks to @danlevs & @davidhockaday for retweets.#fb 1:17 PM May 27th via web
Dear #HTC, Are there any circumstances under which you might consider making a phone that doesn't regularly break down? 4:20 PM May 23rd via web
2 sleeps til I cycle from London to Amsterdam for The Child Bereavement Charity. Please sponsor me at justgiving.com/Holland-is-fla… or RT 3:36 PM May 23rd via web
TwopTwips A POO wrapped in cling film makes an excellent 'Silent But Deadly' whoopee cushion. (via @daniel_mayhew) 12:50 AM May 19th via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by Iananities and 273 others
@DavidChidgey Good luck, we are all counting on you. 6:03 AM May 19th via TweetDeck in reply to DavidChidgey
Quarry u10s end the season with a 2-2 away draw. W9 D5 L10. No tea unti September. Alex got 1 and made 1, so can have stale bread. 6:02 AM May 19th via TweetDeck
Last game of the season for Quarry u10's today. If they win it will be W10, D4, L10.#AllDownToThis 12:49 AM May 19th via TweetDeck
appleblossombea Why is Cameron promoting Parenting classes while screwing over Surestart ? Brilliant initiative that supported parents #newsnight 3:03 PM May 18th via web Retweeted by Iananities and 1 other
Made me laugh. RT @newsthump: Olympic setback as Beckham blows out flame, makes wish bit.ly/JYcIYT #London2012TorchRelay 2:42 PM May 18th via TweetDeck
"There will be 18 helicopters, flying in celebratory shapes for the Queen". Couldn't make it up.#BBCNews 2:34 PM May 18th via TweetDeck
thirdsectordave I see Prince Charles' charity promoting homeopathy has been dissolved. bit.ly/KeGB4Y Presumably that will only make it more powerful. 1:22 AM May 18th via web Retweeted by Iananities and 613 others
@JamesConstable9 Get back in the car and nip round to Three Cliffs Bay. About 30 mins drive and 20 mins walk but you won't regret it. 7:03 AM May 18th via web in reply to JamesConstable9
GeorgeMonbiot fine column by @zoesqwilliams on how the Tories now blame the poor for the economic crisis. bit.ly/KyMRqC 2:01 AM May 17th via web Retweeted by Iananities and 65 others
paullewismoney Petrol used to kill children. What happens when you demonise benefit claimants independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/… 12:09 AM May 17th via Twitter for iPad Retweeted by Iananities and 58 others
@danlevs seen this? #Lansley secret plans to block NHS Trusts bidding for contracts emerge goo.gl/i2OMP via @DrEoinClarke 12:15 AM May 17th via TweetDeck
@kylethomaswest He would be mad to, but money talks, and if #NUFC sell stars this summer, maybe. Hope they don't as exciting team. 12:10 AM May 17th via TweetDeck in reply to kylethomaswest