IanIndustries
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I want the Radio Disney version of The Thong Song. It will be about flip-flops.
12:14 PM Oct 31st
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The best thing about working three jobs in a day is coming home to your tiny Mexican children.
8:21 AM Oct 22nd
from web
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This guy in front if me has the most epic fucking rat tail I've ever seen. There's a part of me that really wants to swing from it.
4:15 PM Oct 20th
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After seeing all these assholes tailgating in the rain, I'm glad that I could really give a fuck about football.
3:56 PM Oct 5th
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I am gonna say words. Outta my mouth.
12:57 AM Sep 26th
from txt
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Nicholas Sparks was born with a laser beam right to a woman's heart. @
12:29 AM Sep 26th
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I'm the Mexican Billy Ocean.
8:45 PM Sep 4th
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There's a Target meeting downtown. I haven't seen this much red since I shot that dog.
3:41 PM Aug 26th
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Office pro: Brownies at 8 in the morning. Office con: Everything else.
6:22 AM Aug 25th
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Just saw a shirt that said, "Don't hate me because you ain't me", and I'm still wrapping my head around that one.
10:15 AM Aug 24th
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Hey lady, if you can't walk in your heels, maybe you shouldn't wear them. Just a thought.
6:44 AM Aug 20th
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A tornado tried to destroy Ian Industries HQ, but did not have the balls required. Come back with Charles Bronson.
2:22 PM Aug 19th
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Rain is God's way of telling animals to take a fucking shower.
10:03 AM Aug 19th
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I found out what's in the water here: Pregnancy.
10:04 AM Aug 18th
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All corporate disputes should be decided by cage match. Staple guns are encouraged.
9:43 AM Aug 18th
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- Name Ian Traas
- Location Minneapolis, MN, USA
- Bio A businessman waging war on the world, one insane comment at a time.
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