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  1. You know what would be awesome? If I got hired by a rich madman to just write hilarious poems for him and he paid me with money. And pies. 9:24 AM Nov 5th from web
  2. Haven't been here in a while. Social media is awkward, no one dances with me. 9:24 AM Nov 5th from web
  3. RT @FunnyCrave Profile of a Comedy Legend: The Wash Me Guy http://bit.ly/ZYpc6 7:58 AM Oct 21st from web
  4. It smells like hot dog in here? Weird. 7:43 AM Oct 14th from web
  5. RT @Gunaxin 6 Shows Too Awesome for Broadway | Gunaxin http://retwt.me/TStE 7:43 AM Oct 14th from web
  6. Want to know how to have sex with the elderly? Of course you do. Read my article. http://bit.ly/t0cJR 7:09 AM Oct 13th from web
  7. RT @FunnyCrave How to Make Love to a Senior Citizen http://bit.ly/t0cJR 7:06 AM Oct 13th from web
  8. I'm not saying you have to check out FunnyCrave tomorrow, I'm just saying the Gastronomic Boner Experiment will be there 7:58 PM Oct 5th from web
  9. i never made out with brett favre 6:44 PM Oct 5th from web
  10. Next Monday is Thanksgiving in Canada. I expect many, many turkeys in the mail. And by turkeys I mean boobs. The Post Office will approve 11:19 AM Oct 5th from web
  11. digg this! http://digg.com/d3166bo 7:46 PM Oct 1st from web
  12. RT @tweetmeme Judging An Album By Its Cover: Redemption by Brooke Hogan http://retwt.me/t1p6 6:50 AM Oct 1st from web
  13. RT @Gunaxin 10 Science Fiction Concepts Ruined by Human Nature | Gunaxin http://retwt.me/rLRA I wrote it, bitches! 5:53 PM Sep 30th from web
  14. God, I'd kill for a pie about now. 11:49 AM Sep 25th from web
  15. If you Google me you get over 8,000 results. Jesus has 197,000,000 but i bet a couple of those are just Hispanic dudes 12:50 PM Sep 24th from web
  16. RT @tweetmeme How to Start Your Own Social Networking Site http://bit.ly/KkuKv 7:46 AM Sep 24th from web
  17. I'm being interview on Colombian radio tonight. Who saw that coming? 9:12 AM Sep 16th from web
  18. Did you digg this yet? You should http://digg.com/d314VTm 8:11 AM Sep 16th from web
  19. @thisisdannyg at my job, I get to not wear pants. Not ever, if I so choose. 7:40 AM Sep 16th from web in reply to thisisdannyg
  20. Today I have written about Kanye West and Serena Williams and Mad Men and penis piercings. Coincidence? I have no idea. 9:27 AM Sep 14th from web
  • Name Ian Fortey
  • Location Canada
  • Web http://funnycrave...
  • Bio I am a freelance writer and I am funny. Yes I am.
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