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  1. "Dat Baby" might be rap music's cultural zenithabout 11 hours ago from web
  2. A fruit parfait may not be the manliest of foods, nor Pinkberry the manliest of establishments. But goddamn is it fabulous.4:52 PM Jul 16th from TwitterFon
  3. A tattoo-faced man wearing a nightgown, a black tranny in clown makeup, an amputee, and a bunch of weirdos. Average 1/2-block walk downtown.2:20 PM Jul 16th from web
  4. Beethoven. Mozart. The Beatles. Bob Dylan. Shawty Putt. http://bit.ly/nmCms10:05 PM Jul 14th from web
  5. I love how Pandora uses the song you search for as the station name. What are you listening to? "Hood Nigga Radio."3:00 PM Jul 13th from TwitterFon
  6. Brock Lesnar is proof that a human and a refrigerator can procreate.9:10 PM Jul 11th from TwitterFon
  7. http://twitpic.com/9vi34 - Anyone who thinks I exaggerate about homeless people, must not have them BLOCKING YOUR GARAGE WITH CARTS FULL ...2:05 AM Jul 10th from TwitPic
  8. Sometimes I wonder how many elements of my life would have to change before I could call a girl "lil mama" in total seriousness4:13 PM Jul 7th from TwitterBerry
  9. Just bought 2 gallons of whole milk, 2 cartons of ice cream, and a whole fried chicken. I think the obese clerk thought I was provoking her.12:05 PM Jul 5th from web
  10. Pink's might have the most disproportionate line-length to quality ratio of any restaurant that has ever existed.3:30 PM Jul 3rd from TwitterBerry
  11. http://twitpic.com/962f4 - WE DEMAND TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY11:18 AM Jul 3rd from TwitPic
  12. http://twitpic.com/8zqx1 - Carl's Jr 2 for $4 Western Bacon Cheeseburger deal, edited for more efficient consumption.4:29 PM Jul 1st from TwitPic
  13. Homeless man stomping and spinning in circles outside Famima yelling at people as they exit, "I ATE YOU FO REEEEAAALL!" Yawn.4:12 PM Jul 1st from TwitterBerry
  14. Woman outside RiteAid waving a fistful of filthy money and screaming that she's going to mace and stab people. Downtown, this gets a "meh"12:24 PM Jul 1st from web
  15. Transformers 2: There could never be too many words assigned to the story of its badness.3:17 AM Jun 24th from TwitterBerry
  16. Every nearby store is out of BREAD, but I am offered Vicodin without fail within one block of my apt. Finally, a community with priorities.12:35 PM Jun 21st from TwitterBerry
  17. But maybe this lady with the leopardskin eyepatch is an exception.2:10 PM Jun 20th from TwitterBerry
  18. The patrons of the downtown RiteAid are about as diverse as a group can be, except in the matter of personal success.2:04 PM Jun 20th from TwitterBerry
  19. Found a ten dollar bill, used it to pay for Subway sandwich. Which effectively means I got paid $5 to eat at Subway. I still feel cheated.7:44 PM Jun 17th from TwitterBerry
  20. Just saw a guy wearing a shirt, "If size doesn't matter, then why am I so popular?" Could you pack any more insecurity into one sentence?3:41 PM Jun 17th from TwitterBerry